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The Most Asked Cannabis Questions

Cannabis might spark a lot of questions for you - for others, it might be [...]

11
Jul
Cartoon-style illustration of a relaxed man resembling Conor McGregor, lounging in a wooden chair under a night sky with glowing constellations. He’s wearing a hoodie with a red maple leaf, holding a coffee mug labeled “Haute Health” in one hand and a large joint in the other. Smoke swirls upward as stars twinkle above a backdrop of pine trees.
🍁 “HIGH AND MIGHTY” – Burnout McGregor’s Blunt-Force Horoscopes

  🍁 “HIGH AND MIGHTY” – Burnout McGregor’s Blunt-Force Horoscopes Presented by Haute Health – [...]

11
Jul
Cartoon-style illustration split into three panels showing a cannabis plant surviving a tornado, a cheese and wine pairing with cannabis buds, and a happy dog next to a food bowl labeled “THC.” Header reads: “Fact or Fake? Presented by Haute Health.”
🌿 Fact or Fake: You Be the Judge

  🌿 Fact or Fake: You Be the Judge Tornadoes, cheese pairings, and stoned golden [...]

10
Jul
Cartoon-style image of a man recoiling in fear with a giant hand held up toward a cannabis plant, alongside the text “Weedbusters Volume 7 – Can You Be Allergic to Marijuana? Presented by Haute Health.”
🌿 Weedbusters Vol. 7 – Allergic to Weed? Yup, It’s a Thing. Sorry, Brenda.

  🌿 Weedbusters Vol. 7 Allergic to Weed? Yup, It’s a Thing. Sorry, Brenda. You’d [...]

09
Jul
A bowl of golden tater tots topped with rich brown cannabis-infused gravy and melted cheese, presented as a THC poutine snack by Haute Health.
Tiny Tots, Big Highs: Weed Poutine Tapas Are Here

  Mini munchies with maximum Canadian energy Let’s be honest — poutine is already a [...]

08
Jul
An elderly woman excitedly opens her balcony door to discover an enormous potted plant with oversized buds and leaves labeled “Special Delivery.”
🧠 FACT OR FAKE: Breast Milk Buzz, Dog Mail, and Droned-Out Deals

  🧠 FACT OR FAKE: Breast Milk Buzz, Dog Mail, and Droned-Out Deals It’s Friday. [...]

04
Jul
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Is Full-Melt Hash Better Than Other Extracts?

What is full melt hash? Why is it melting Canadian hearts? Only one way to [...]

03
Jul
Cartoon-style illustration of a hiker triumphantly standing atop a snowy mountain peak, holding a giant smoking joint like a flag. The text reads: “Weedbusters Vol. 6 – Presented by Haute Health” and “Can You Be Productive When You’re High?”
🍁 Weedbusters Vol. 6v – Can You Be Productive When You’re High?

    Can You Be Productive When You’re High? (Or are you just vibing aggressively [...]

03
Jul
A close-up image of neatly stacked dessert bars made with puffed cereal and white chocolate, topped with small round cereal pieces. The bars are displayed on parchment paper over a rustic wooden tray. A small white label in front reads: "PRESENTED BY haute health – no oily labels" in elegant black script. The setting is softly lit, evoking a cozy, artisanal bakery vibe.
🧈 No-Bake THC Scotcheroo Squares

    🧈 No-Bake THC Scotcheroo Squares Cereal, chocolate, and a controlled trip to Snacktown [...]

02
Jul
Illustrated stack of cannabis-infused banana bread muffins with maple frosting, bananas, and cannabis leaves, titled “Banana Blazed Bread Bites” by Haute Health.
🍌 Blazed Banana Bread Bites

🍌 Blazed Banana Bread Bites Bite-sized comfort with a mellow Canadian kick Let’s not pretend [...]

24
Jun
A beagle wearing a baseball cap sniffs a cannabis plant inside a modern, sunlit living room. Text overlay reads: “Nugget – The weed-sniffing wonder dog is changing cannabis forever (and he knows you smell like that on purpose).” Haute Health logo at the bottom.
🐾 Nugget the Weed-Sniffing Wonder Dog Is Changing Cannabis Forever

  There’s a new sniffer in town. And no, it’s not your roommate hovering over [...]

24
Jun
A whimsical cartoon illustration of a relaxed man resembling Matthew McConaughey sitting in a Muskoka chair, holding a steaming mug labeled "Haute Health" under a dreamy night sky with glowing constellations and colorful clouds.
Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey

    “Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey” June 23 Horoscope, by [...]

22
Jun