God's Green Crack Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
God's Green Crack Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
God's Green Crack
God's Green Crack

God’s Green Crack Strain Flower – Indica Dominant Hybrid

(97 customer reviews)

Original price was: $10.00.Current price is: $4.80 – $1,008.00.

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God’s Green Crack Strain is a very rare strain made from the strains God’s Gift and Green Crack. This powerhouse will pack a super heavy high that’s perfect for relaxing days where you want a little energy and relax at the same time!

  • Indica Dominant Hybrid – 55% Indica / 45% Sativa
  • THC: 22% – 25%
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Description

Although Green Crack God may have a bombastic name, its flowers more than live up to its promise. The buds are medium to large in size and have a rounded, slightly tapered shape, like miniature pinecones. They have a characteristically indica structure, with narrow leaves that curl tightly inward toward their central stems. The leaves themselves are a dark shade of forest green, although occasionally, they will show patches of purple as well due to high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Finally, translucent white trichomes and curly orange pistils make these colorful flowers even more eye-catching.

Like a bolt out of the blue, God’s Green Crack strikes users soon after they’ve toked on its heavy, aromatic smoke. At first, the strain may exert twitchy effects in the head like an increase in salivation or a throbbing in the temples. These tics subside soon after they’ve arrived, though, and are followed up by a surge in the intensity of the smoker’s thought processes. Certain concepts may seem more fascinating than they otherwise would, while the user’s train of thought it likely to amble around following from one free association to the next. For properly focused and motivated users, these buzzy properties can encourage productivity on work, whether your to-do list includes demanding, analytical tasks or mundane chores. God’s Green Crack can also stoke the fires of creativity, making it useful to those working on open ended personal projects.

Less than an hour after this high has kicked in, though, smokers should plan to be as relaxed as physically possible. Green Crack God weighs down consumers’ limbs and eyelids in equal measure, rendering any physical exertion very difficult. At this stage, the bud is well-suited to passive activities like snacking and binge-watching, as smokers give themselves over the flow of their immediate surroundings.

The versatile, multi-layered high that comes with Green Crack God can have a range of uses for medical cannabis patients as well. Those with attention deficit disorders may benefit from the strain’s early cerebral properties. Its glow of euphoria, meanwhile, can help to temporarily lift the fog of conditions like stress, depression, PTSD, and anxiety. On the physical end of the spectrum, this bud’s deeply relaxing vibes may soothe aches and pains, whether they’re temporary or chronic, as in the case of conditions like lupus or arthritis. Its tendency to bring about the munchies can even work as an appetite stimulant for those with impaired hunger due to harsh medications or treatments. Because of its sheer intensity, both mental and physical, God’s Green Crack is not recommended for patients who are prone to panic or paranoia.

Effects: Body high, Cerebral, Happy, Uplifting
May Relieve: ADD/ADHD, Depression, Fatigue, Migraines, Nausea
Flavors: Fruity, Herbal, Sour
Aromas: Earthy, Fruity, Sour, Tropical

97 reviews for God’s Green Crack Strain Flower – Indica Dominant Hybrid

  1. perold_05 –

    Great strain

    Had a nice buzz been a while since a half gram joint got me that wrecked

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    • Jonah Fiddes –

      Thanks for the glowing reviews!

  2. Thegate –

    Yeah, i bought it twice :-)

    Perfect Xmass gift.

    God's Green Crack Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
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    • Jonah Fiddes –

      We appreciate the positive feedback!

  3. Thegate –

    So purple !

    Wouah,,, this thing is so purple that it smells purple, it tastes purple. It will also give you a PURPLE BUZZ. Amazing weed. Thanks Haute.

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      We appreciate the positive feedback!

  4. kariannamorrison –

    Very decent weed.thumbs up!

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  5. johnathan.hovinga –

    Meh

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  6. tyronechamps –

    One of my top 5, i would recommend every time

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  7. raj_swamy –

    Love it, a great deal, nice buds and nice buzz

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  8. rembar204 –

    Just like when was a kid 😂 will buy again

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  9. slitt47 –

    Very smooth smoke

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  10. mikerusk613 –

    def in my top 5.. soooo good

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  11. rdyer29 –

    Nice taste but mild high

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  12. fairygothmotherr –

    Big hit with the roommates! Sativa love

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  13. rdyer29 –

    Its nice smooth mellow

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  14. Dylan Edward –

    The smell of this bud is like sniffing fresh roses. Smells pretty luxurious to me 😉

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  15. fortierfranco9 –

    I was wowed by it

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  16. seif –

    Very purple very strong indica

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  17. cannabisheadquarters –

    Smooth smoke! Will get again

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  18. juliem00 –

    So good! Smooth, mellow!

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  19. rdyer29 –

    The high is strong it put me to sleep right away but i like something more sativa that keeps me going

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  20. kajjindal –

    beautiful, strong & good high. def recc

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  21. miranda-caines –

    Love it!

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  22. cannabisheadquarters –

    It will be 5 stars next time if you call it gods green crack

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  23. sudipshah007 –

    Wow.. indeed a great product.. dense and big purple buds.. makes me cough a bit with much relaxing after affects.. will order again when in stock..

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  24. sudipshah007 –

    Thats the best one .. cracking body high .. will order again ..

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  25. NewBrunswick420 –

    wow very good quality ! This is one of my favorite <3 Shipping to NB was fast and got a lil extra with my order, very happy 🙂

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  26. alecbourque6 –

    5 stars for sure! Great product

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  27. kleinaaron7 –

    This is one of the best strains I’ve ever had. Very impressed

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  28. britt.hoover –

    Made my dad a little gift basket of goodies and I put some of this in there. My mom sent me a picture of him on the kitchen floor petting the cat and eating peanuts a few hours later having a grand time. Said this strain was a winner so I’ll take his word for it and make that my review!

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  29. owengoerk98 –

    Amazing bud definitely worth the price

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  30. DANK –

    good bud

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  31. stephanecollin04 –

    nice

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  32. stephanecollin04 –

    Amazing

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  33. s.lavender –

    it was amazing

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  34. samromaniuk –

    Lives up to the name ‘

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  35. chris.stone760 –

    awesome product

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  36. gregory-allen09 –

    one of the best strains

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  37. 780skippy –

    Not too strong

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  38. jamieleeparker16 –

    Nice energizing strain. Really tasty!

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  39. maximebriere1669 –

    this is not for beginners

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  40. eyman –

    Fav strain on the site

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  41. mhawk1548 –

    Very nice

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  42. mhawk1548 –

    Beautiful

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  43. C. Long –

    This is, hands down… the BEST weed on this site. It is amazing in Smell, Taste and High. It’s truly made for the Gods, by the Gods.

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  44. cn3plusz –

    Love it , just been waiting for it to make a comeback and in the cart it will go.

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  45. gabe.arseneau –

    Has to be some of the prettiest stuff a plant can yield. Almost felt bad burning it.

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  46. kelvinmarley96 –

    If you want to be high as fuckk this is what you needd!!

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  47. kajal_singh93 –

    This is the best weed on this site!!!

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  48. kajal_singh93 –

    This is the best weed my new fav

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  49. caya116 –

    Great smoke

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  50. zwickc –

    Not as good as I hoped but pretty, pretty, pretty good. High AF.

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  51. GanjaManja –

    Worth every penny

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  52. GanjaManja –

    Excellent purple buds. Smoked like a dream

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  53. 780skippy –

    Great high

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  54. cn3plusz –

    This is the bomb )! I will buy again and hope it’s as good as the 1st, almost never is. Lol. Anyway great job on this one.

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  55. deblaine76 –

    Vandam delicious!

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  56. N.Robertson –

    Good smoke and great buzz. Worth it

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  57. Jill Sharp –

    this slaps. such a mellow high. will order again!

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  58. haydenhodson16 –

    very nice smelling and smoking, great buds

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  59. Simo –

    I like it

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  60. Simo –

    Good strain not my favorite

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  61. brettabernethy –

    I’m a sucker for a sale and it was over $7/g. It’s very good. Great aroma and very smooth smoke. This is the good medicine. It hits.

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  62. ryandavie15 –

    Theres no green… its like 95% purple. Best strain ive tried on this site

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  63. eyman –

    this one is one of the best flowers on this site. I just tracked down some seeds and I cant wait for them to get here so I can start my next ofganic grow. Worth it , very potent , BUY IT 🔥

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  64. kelvinmarley96 –

    simplement wow

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  65. jamie_noname –

    Amazing so much crystal, tight compact buds, purple and nice smoke.
    Will defiantly purchase this bud again. Cant believe I got it at such a good price.
    Received within 7 Days.

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  66. the_uncivilized –

    good stuff good prices always

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  67. greenwarrior –

    One of the most powerful strain I try on this site so far

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  68. nieceyhyde –

    This stuff is absolutely amazing! Couldn’t ask for better quality. Will definitely be reordering some more of this. 10/10 would recommend

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  69. heute89 –

    super dense bud and great buzz

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  70. Lane –

    An absolutely positively delightful and insightful and surprisingly delicious treat.

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  71. jackcandy –

    Love these buds. So far this is my favorite strain from haute. Smooth and strong, can’t go wrong. In fact, I am going to place another order right now..

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  72. Lane –

    Wow this is exceptional bud. Premium Sativa IMHO.

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  73. BodhiDharmaGanjaBaba –

    This bud is sick! nugs are tight and purple, smells boom! Great for anytime of day! Def gonna order again!

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  74. anavu –

    One of my favourite strains

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  75. derick842122 –

    Wow

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  76. marioricher1967 –

    Je viens tout juste de l’essayer.. J’ai plein de projets dans la tête , mais je suis cloué sur le divan lollll

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  77. bjnorthup98 –

    best strain

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  78. bjnorthup98 –

    one of my favourites

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  79. bellemoren –

    Fantastic! Looks and taste so good

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  80. daleyadada –

    One of my favourites on this site so far. Nice tight frosty nugs! Nice relaxing, but not couch locking high. Helped me get through the day!

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  81. mmitch13 –

    Great for pain, buds were nice tight and purple. Great tasting weed!

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  82. lzoppa –

    Wow nice taste nice high!

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  83. lzoppa –

    Wow smelled good and smoked better. Buds were a lil dry but great with vape!

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  84. henhawke –

    Wow every bud is purple

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  85. ben.mier –

    Great strain, potent strain, beautiful shades of purple, nice cerebral high

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  86. mario.element –

    Wow! Excellent strain. Very potent. I liked it very much and I recommend it.

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  87. lsmithbc43 –

    This was amazing! Def reorder!

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  88. bhezzy –

    Top shelf bud, did not disappoint

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  89. jamesray.biz –

    absolute GAS top shelf stuff!!!

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  90. alecmacd5 –

    WOW, nice purple buds and covered in crystals

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  91. x.kristinarichard.x –

    amazing stuff, wish I bought more when on sale

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  92. Yoko –

    My head started to tingle on my first inhalation, was sweating all over by the end of a fatty. Great buzz. Gorgeous weed

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  93. kieytrist –

    Beautiful purple bud!!! Great tasting n smoking

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  94. stefan_kolesnikoff –

    beautiful beautiful beautiful!!!

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  95. daunais –

    A big big big two thumbs up
    so freaking nice!,npurple as crazy and tasty Colors everything is good about that weed BUY IT !!

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  96. bcmw90 –

    Supposed to be one of the strongest sativas

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  97. henhawke –

    whoa made me schmelloww

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God's Green Crack Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
God’s Green Crack Strain Flower – Indica Dominant Hybrid
Original price was: $10.00.Current price is: $4.80 – $1,008.00. Select options