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Weed Busters. Does Freezing Weed Keep It Fresh. Hero Poster
Weed Busters. Does Freezing Weed Keep It Fresh or Make It Sad?

Hero poster for Weed Busters. Presented by Haute Health. Weed Busters, Does Freezing Your Weed [...]

16
Oct
Fact or Fake Weed Myths Canada Hero Poster
Fact or Fake: Cannabis Myths You Won’t Believe

Fact or Fake: Cannabis Myths You Won’t Believe Intro Cannabis culture is a legend factory. [...]

10
Sep
Joint Rolling Robot Canada Hero Poster
Joint Rolling Robot in Canada? Meet R2-420

  Joint Rolling Robot in Canada? Meet R2-420 Where did R2-420 come from? The legend [...]

08
Sep
Billy Bob Thornton weed horoscope zodiac smoking poster
Weed Horoscope: August 4 – Presented by Haute Health (and Billy Bob Thornton)

    “Don’t trust the stars. Trust the weed. Also, maybe don’t trust me.” 🥃 [...]

04
Aug
A whimsical cartoon illustration of a relaxed man resembling Matthew McConaughey sitting in a Muskoka chair, holding a steaming mug labeled "Haute Health" under a dreamy night sky with glowing constellations and colorful clouds.
Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey

    “Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey” June 23 Horoscope, by [...]

22
Jun
Elderly Canadian woman holding a Tim Hortons bag full of Timbits and a cold coffee, looking confused. Text reads: Grandma ordered online but got Timbits and a cold double-double instead. Cannabis-themed elements and Haute Health branding visible.
Grandma Tried to Order Weed Online. Got Timbits and a Cold Double-Double Instead.

  Look — we don’t fact-check everything that rolls across our desk. We’re not CBC. [...]

03
Jun
A photograph of Leonardo DiCaprio dressed as Jordan Belfort, wearing a sharp blue pinstripe suit, gold tie, and aviator sunglasses. He’s holding a baking tray labeled “Granola Bar-ijuana,” filled with freshly baked granola bars, as if presenting them proudly. Behind him are double ovens and a large Haute Health logo on the wall. The scene blends luxury kitchen aesthetics with subtle Wall Street elements like stock charts and gold accents.
Granola Bar-ijuana: How to Bake Edible Assets Like a Wall Street Wolf

You ever look at a granola bar and think, “This? This could be an empire.”That’s [...]

14
May
A humorous parody poster of Breaking Bad featuring a smiling man in a lab coat, glasses, and a hat decorated with cannabis leaves. He holds a glowing container filled with large cannabis buds, surrounded by stacks of money and colorful lab equipment in a dispensary-style lab.
🔬 Breaking Dab – He broke bad… and dabbed worse.

  🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed [...]

24
Apr