Hero poster for Weed Busters. Presented by Haute Health. Weed Busters, Does Freezing Your Weed Keep It Fresh or Make It Sad Can freezing weed actually keep it fresh Everyone knows a freezer hoarder. Their freezer is a time capsule of pizza pockets, ice crystals, and a suspicious bag of weed hiding behind peas. The […]
Fact or Fake: Cannabis Myths You Won’t Believe Intro Cannabis culture is a legend factory. Myths pass around faster than a joint at a Tragically Hip concert. Some of them are true. Some are fake. Most sound like they were made up by a guy in Moose Jaw who swears his cousin works for the […]
Joint Rolling Robot in Canada? Meet R2-420 Where did R2-420 come from? The legend kicks off like every good Canadian tall tale — late night, weird truck, and nosy neighbours peeking out their blinds clutching double-doubles. Around 2 a.m., a flatbed rolled in, tarp flapping like someone sneaking a Zamboni into beer league. By […]
“Don’t trust the stars. Trust the weed. Also, maybe don’t trust me.” 🥃 A Message from Billy Bob Look, I don’t usually do horoscopes. Most days I don’t even believe in ’em. But it’s my birthday, I’m high as hell, and Haute Health handed me a laptop and a pack of joints and […]
“Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey” June 23 Horoscope, by the Most High Version of Me Hey now… I’m not sayin’ I know what’s gonna happen to you this week, but I had a little chat with the universe last night… well, technically I whispered at the moon for 45 […]
Look — we don’t fact-check everything that rolls across our desk. We’re not CBC. But we are the kind of people who believe that if a story starts with “an 87-year-old grandma from Moose Jaw tried to buy weed online,” it deserves our full attention. So here’s what (allegedly) happened. 👵 Granny MacDougall vs. […]
You ever look at a granola bar and think, “This? This could be an empire.”That’s the mindset you need, my friend. We’re not just making snacks today. We’re cooking up portable profit margins—chewy, crunchy, weed-laced assets that pay dividends straight to your dopamine center. I’m talking about Granola Bar-ijuana. Step 1: Assemble Your Portfolio (Ingredients) […]
🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed ideas we can dream up.Because if Netflix can greenlight a show about a sandwich that time travels… why not this? This week’s pitch: 🔬 Breaking Dab He broke bad… and dabbed worse. 🧪 The Premise: Meet Walt Dabson — a […]
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