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Category Archives: How-to-Guides

Getting acquainted with ganja isn’t always a neat or tidy process.  Haute Health wants to change that, by providing the best how-to-guides on the internet.  That’s right, you avid learners can discover the secrets of growing, delve into the depths of dosing, train your brain on all the ways to consume weed, and ultimately improve your knowledge on every that cannabis can improve your life. DIYers rejoice! We’ve got you covered for all things “how-to” at Haute Health, Canada’s #1 online dispensary.

A photograph of Leonardo DiCaprio dressed as Jordan Belfort, wearing a sharp blue pinstripe suit, gold tie, and aviator sunglasses. He’s holding a baking tray labeled “Granola Bar-ijuana,” filled with freshly baked granola bars, as if presenting them proudly. Behind him are double ovens and a large Haute Health logo on the wall. The scene blends luxury kitchen aesthetics with subtle Wall Street elements like stock charts and gold accents.
Granola Bar-ijuana: How to Bake Edible Assets Like a Wall Street Wolf

You ever look at a granola bar and think, “This? This could be an empire.”That’s [...]

14
May
Mini THC breakfast sliders on a wooden tray with cannabis leaves and "McMuffin Sliders, Haute Health" spelled out in bold letters.
THC McMuffin Sliders: Tiny Sandwiches, Big Regrets (and Bigger Grins)

  By Haute Health | Munchie Mayhem Blog | Tone: HH One with a side [...]

06
May
Cartoon poster with a smiling cannabis leaf hugging an avocado and a sad glass of water, with the title “Fact or Fake…?” and the caption “THC and fat are besties — sorry, water.”
Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles

  Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles Welcome [...]

18
Apr
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Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome: What Is It & How to Treat It

CHS is a common condition that affects many Canadians today. What some call "weed fatigue", [...]

03
Apr
“Homemade peach bong sitting on a table with smoke rising, surrounded by rolling papers, a lighter, and bad decisions. The Peach Pipe of Eternal Horniness™ in all its juicy, thicc glory.”
🍑 5. The Peach Pipe of Eternal Horniness™

🍑 The Peach Pipe of Eternal Horniness™ Thicc Fruit. Thicc Clouds. Zero Regrets. Let’s get [...]

03
Apr
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Nausea From Edibles: How to Stop It From Affecting Your High

If the edibles hit you too hard and turn your festive cheer into puking jeer, [...]

03
Apr
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What To Do With Weed Stems & Cannabis Leaves

Cannabis leaves, stems, trimmings, leavings, cast-offs and extras... what do you do with yours? Check [...]

27
Mar
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How to Choose High Potency Cannabis Products

To be as high as the very gods & goddesses, one must choose only the [...]

21
Mar
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High Potency vs Low Potency: Which Is Right For You?

People, like cannabis plants, are not all equal. We all have different needs, wants and [...]

21
Mar
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Medical Benefits of Zoap Strain: Stress Relief, Pain Management, and More

Medical Benefits of Zoap Strain: Stress Relief, Pain Management, and More The Zoap strain has [...]

13
Mar
CBD vs THC for Fitness
Cannabis and Anxiety: Finding the Right Balance Without Overdoing It

To CBD, or to THC at the gym?... that is the question! Some say the [...]

07
Mar
Crispy PB&J mozzarella sticks served with a side of THC-infused berry dipping sauce, dusted with powdered sugar.
PB&J Mozzarella Sticks: The Deep-Fried Childhood Flashback You Need

PB&J Mozzarella Sticks: The Deep-Fried Childhood Flashback You Need What Happens When a PB&J and [...]

06
Mar