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Alberta Man Trains Moose to Detect Good Weed, Ruins Local Plug’s Self-Esteem

  So apparently we’re doing this now. Word on the street (OK, Reddit) is that [...]

🌿 Fact or Fake: These 3 Weed Stories Are Totally Wild… But One’s a Lie

Welcome to Fact or Fake, the Haute Health game where we serve up three jaw-dropping [...]

The Scientific Reasons Why Music Sounds Better When You’re High

Ever lit up a joint and just sat back, listening to your favorite band/artist as [...]

MythBusters Vol. 3: Can You Overdose on Weed?

Spoiler: You’re not dying. You’re just too high to blink. So you ate one gummy. [...]

🥪 The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece

  A sandwich born for the munchies. No THC required — just bad decisions and [...]

Which Strain Will Be Crowned Weed Champion in 2025

What strains of cannabis are most popular in 2025? Which one could be crowned "king [...]

🌿 Fact or Fake: Only One’s a Lie. Can You Spot It?

At Haute Health, we believe in three things: good weed, good laughs, and calling out [...]

🌿 CANNABIS MYTHBUSTERS VOL. 2: DOES COUGHING GET YOU HIGHER?

  Welcome back to Cannabis Mythbusters, where we don’t just blow smoke — we analyze [...]

Mac n’ Trees: The Ultimate Baked Mac & Cheese That’ll Bake You

  Your new favorite comfort food, now with more THC and less effort than your [...]

From Slushie to Soulmate: Couple Accidentally Gets Engaged in 7-Eleven While Super High

    It was supposed to be a snack run. Just a chill Tuesday night.Carly [...]

🌿 Lenny’s Haute High-Roscopes

  Twelve signs. One bag of weed. Infinite truths. Hey guys, this is Lenny Kravitz [...]

What Your Favorite Weed Strain Says About You

Time for your annual "cannastrology" lesson. What does your favorite weed strain say about your [...]