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- 0.1 ♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
- 0.2 ♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
- 0.3 ♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
- 0.4 ♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
- 0.5 ♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
- 0.6 ♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
- 0.7 ♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
- 0.8 ♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
- 0.9 ♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
- 0.10 ♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
- 0.11 ♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
- 0.12 ♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
- 1 🎤 Final Bars from Pac:
“Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.” – 2Pac
Today, June 16, we celebrate not just a legend — we celebrate a movement. It’s Tupac Shakur’s birthday, and if anyone had the emotional range to read horoscopes, write poetry, and still threaten your entire block with a single verse… it was him.
So today, Pac is reading your stars. Through smoke. Through side-eye. Through soul. Each sign gets a dose of cosmic clarity, a spiritual blunt wrap, and a strain that matches your energy better than your ex ever did.
Let’s get into it.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’re the zodiac’s ignition switch — fast, fiery, ready to swing on a Tuesday morning. Pac sees your grind. But he also sees you cutting people off faster than Wi-Fi on a plane.
Advice from Pac: “I ain’t mad atcha… but maybe they are.” Not everyone’s out to disrespect you. Chill before you clap back at someone who just offered you gum.
Your vibe strain: Allen Wrench (Sativa Hybrid)
Bright, buzzy, gets you in boss mode without turning into a burnout. Perfect for planning domination and grocery shopping.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re a snack-driven romantic with the stubbornness of someone who still won’t admit they liked “Ye.” But that’s OK. Pac respected loyalty, and you’ve got it in spades.
Pac’s note: “Even thug angels need naps and snacks.” Don’t bulldoze through people just to keep your routine. Growth starts when comfort ends.
Your vibe strain: Pineapple Diesel Budder
It’s sweet, it’s grounded, it smells like commitment issues — aka perfect for Tauruses who want to feel something… but not too much.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Two sides? Try seven. One minute you’re texting “I love you,” the next you’re ghosting like Pac post–Vegas. You’re chaos with charisma — a walking group chat.
Pac’s callout: “Don’t get caught slippin’… or simpin’.” Someone in your life thinks they know you — prove them wrong and right today.
Your vibe strain: Green Crack Pre-Rolls
Fast, talkative, cerebral. Gets you multitasking like a caffeinated dolphin. Perfect for doing five things and finishing two. Classic Gemini math.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The zodiac’s softest thug. You’ll make a charcuterie board, cry over a pigeon, and throw hands if someone disrespects your playlist.
From Pac, with love: “Keep ya head up, but maybe not in their DMs again.” Feel deeply, but don’t let your shell become your permanent mailing address.
Your vibe strain: Cherry Garcia Pre-Rolls
Sweet, balanced, and nostalgic — like your high school crush you still think about. Hits smooth, perfect for soft cries and soft tacos.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Center of attention? You are the attention. But even Pac took breaks from the spotlight to write poems and reflect.
Pac’s wisdom: “Don’t chase the clout, become the storm.” You’re already fire. Let someone else shine for two seconds and enjoy not carrying the whole squad for once.
Your vibe strain: Allen Wrench Flower
Energizing, loud, slightly dramatic — like you in a group selfie. Smoke it before a night out, or while practicing your Oscar speech.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You organize your trauma by color-coded bullet points. You’re probably editing this sentence in your head.
Pac says: “I ain’t a killer, but don’t push me… into spontaneous plans.” Let go a little. Today isn’t a test. Stop trying to optimize your weekend — just live it.
Your vibe strain: Mac N Cheese (Indica Hybrid)
Creamy, calming, and gets you to finally sit down. Pair it with a to-do list you actually ignore.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’re the zodiac’s public relations rep. Peacemaker. Flirt. Probably texted “u up?” to your ex and their roommate.
Tupac tip: “Trust nobody… but start with yourself.” Stop overthinking what other people need. The scale’s tipping — balance your side first.
Your vibe strain: Afghani Pre-Rolls (Indica)
Smooth, classic, and chill. Will help you finally say “no” without writing a 3-paragraph apology.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You don’t trust easily — and honestly, we get it. You’ve got more layers than Pac’s posthumous albums. Mysterious, moody, magnetic.
Pac’s advice: “They say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice… but maybe don’t poison people with passive-aggression.” Use your emotional depth for seduction, not sabotage.
Your vibe strain: Afgoo Pre-Rolls
Heavy, introspective, good for late-night playlists and intense eye contact that makes strangers nervous.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You were probably high before breakfast and halfway to planning a trip to Peru. You’re an adventure wrapped in a conspiracy theory wrapped in another adventure.
Tupac wisdom: “They got money for wars, but can’t feed the inner child?” Feed your curiosity, but don’t forget to text your mom back.
Your vibe strain: Pineapple Diesel
Euphoric, fast-paced, makes everything feel like an indie film. Great for vision boards and spontaneous bad decisions.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’ve been working so hard your dreams filed a PTO request. Hustle is your love language, but when’s the last time you let loose?
Pac’s push: “I’d rather die like a man than live like a coward… but maybe also take a nap, bruh.” You’re not a machine. Recharge.
Your vibe strain: Mac N Cheese
Indica-hybrid calm with just enough function left to scroll LinkedIn without existential dread. Pair with self-care and not spreadsheets.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’re either saving the world or deep in a rabbit hole about lizard people. You say “I love you” like it’s a science experiment.
Pac’s note: “My mama always used to tell me: if you can’t find the vibe, create it.” Be the vibe, but also be reachable.
Your vibe strain: Green Crack Pre-Rolls
Zips you into your own galaxy. Great for deep thoughts, group chats, and finally organizing that protest you’ve been dreaming about.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You feel everything. You cried watching a cereal commercial once. And honestly? We love that for you.
Pac’s poem for you: “I exist in the depths of solitude… where I find pure emotion.” Just remember: not every vibe is your job to fix. Protect your softness.
Your vibe strain: Cherry Garcia Pre-Rolls
Dreamy, creative, and oddly therapeutic. Pairs best with lo-fi beats, cloudy weather, and quiet breakthroughs.
🎤 Final Bars from Pac:
This life? It’s chaotic. But so was All Eyez On Me — and that thing slapped. Don’t wait for the stars to align. Be the alignment. Be the spark. Be the one lighting the joint and the way forward.
And if the stars get too loud?
Smoke, breathe, and remember:
“Through every dark night, there’s a brighter day after that.”
