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Dwayne Johnson Drops Weed Strain That’s Half Pineapple, Half Protein Powder, All Flex
Look—there are celebrity strains, and then there’s this.
This week, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson didn’t just raise an eyebrow—he raised the entire game by dropping a brand new designer weed strain called “Can You Smell What I’m Smoking?”
And no, this isn’t a backyard collab with your cousin Tyler and his moldy basement grow. This strain was developed in a climate-controlled terpene bunker by three ex-NASA botanists, a UFC nutritionist, and a guy who used to be Snoop Dogg’s personal ash catcher. Allegedly.
The Strain Breakdown: Powerhouse Hybrid, Motivational AF
“Can You Smell What I’m Smoking?” is a sativa-dominant hybrid with enough kick to launch your soul into Beast Mode, then lull it into a 90s WWE nap.
Early testers describe the flavor as:
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Pineapple Kush with a hint of creatine
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Sweaty gym towel (but make it sexy)
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Success and a splash of Maui Wowie
And somehow… it works.
One user said it made them feel like they could lift a Buick, write a screenplay, and hug their dad—all at once.
Why Did The Rock Get Into Weed?
Let’s be real—this man already runs energy drink empires, Under Armour collabs, tequila brands, and possibly Atlantis.
So why weed?
According to The Rock (via a very intense Instagram post while curling a flaming dumbbell), he wanted to create “a cannabis experience that elevates your mood, your mindset, and maybe your max bench press.”
Apparently, he’s been microdosing terpenes since Fast Five and “wanted a product that hits like a freight train but tastes like a cheat day.”
Honestly? Mood.
Only Sold at Gyms with Saunas (Because of Course)
This strain isn’t for casuals. It’s not showing up in your cousin’s sketchy delivery app next to the $40 mystery ounce and “Purple Giraffe #6.”
Nope.
It’s only available at licensed cannabis dispensaries INSIDE gyms that have full-service saunas. Think: Equinox with a dab bar. Planet Fitness if it got bit by a radioactive Joe Rogan.
Each nug is vacuum-sealed inside a protein powder scoop and comes with a QR code that unlocks a 20-minute motivational speech from The Rock himself—delivered shirtless, in IMAX, directly to your phone.
Side Effects May Include:
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Extreme ambition
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The urge to film an inspirational TikTok in your garage
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Telling strangers you “smell like success”
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Spontaneous eyebrow raises
And yes, you may start calling everyone “jabroni” again. We don’t recommend smoking it before Thanksgiving dinner unless you want to flex in front of Aunt Brenda.
Final Hit: Is This Strain Real? Maybe. Is It Legendary? Absolutely.
Whether or not “Can You Smell What I’m Smoking?” ever hits Canadian shelves, one thing is clear:
The Rock just bodyslammed the cannabis space, and we’re all better (and higher) for it.
So next time someone asks what you’re puffin’ on, hit ‘em with the classic:
“IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I’M SMOKING!”
Just kidding. It’s this. You’re smoking The Rock.
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