🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back
Let’s talk about the unsung hero of weed edibles: refreshing snacks. Yeah, brownies are cute and all, but sometimes you want your high to wear a white robe, talk about its aura, and whisper “namaste” while massaging your soul from the inside out.
Enter: the Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shot — the drink Gwyneth Paltrow would sneak into Goop if she had a blunt in her Birkin.
These little green miracles are basically cucumber spa water that got into edibles and never looked back. They’re light. They’re classy. They’re microdosed. And they hit like a surprise text from your ex that just says, “yo.”
🥒 So… What Is a Chill Shot?
It’s exactly what it sounds like:
A tiny spa-themed shot made from cold-pressed cucumber, lemon, mint, and just enough THC oil to make your chakras take a smoke break.
Imagine sipping it, eyes closed, pretending you’re in Tulum, but actually you’re in your kitchen wearing pajama pants that say “Butt First, Coffee.” The shot doesn’t judge. The shot gets it.
And the high?
It’s gentle. Like, “I think I’ll vacuum but I also might journal about my childhood” gentle.
🛒 What’s in These Fancy Little Green Monsters?
- 1 large cucumber (aka the Beyoncé of vegetables)
- Half a lemon (for that sassy citrus kick)
- 6–8 fresh mint leaves (straight outta your mom’s herb garden)
- 1 tsp honey or agave (optional but highly recommended if you’re dramatic)
- 4 drops of THC oil (adjust for tolerance or vibes)
- Ice (not optional, we’re not savages)
🍹 How to Make Them Like a Bougie Stoner Boss
- Peel that cucumber like you’re on Top Chef: Toss it in a blender with lemon juice, mint, honey, and ice.
- Blend until smooth enough to catfish someone.
- Strain the juice like your toxic friendships — no chunks allowed.
- Pour into shot glasses (bonus points for mason jars or something that screams “I own a ring light”).
- Float a drop of THC oil on top like it’s the star of its own weed reality show.
- Cheers to self-care and making poor decisions in a very hydrated way.
🧘♀️ The Vibe: “Namaste, But Also High AF”
These aren’t your bro’s muddy weed butter brownies. These are clean, classy, and spa-core. Think Goop meets Cheech & Chong. Or like, if Kourtney Kardashian did a wellness collab with Snoop Dogg.
- Pre-yoga toke-ups
- Gossip brunches where no one eats but everyone judges
- Hot girl walks that end in lying on the grass staring at clouds shaped like bongs
💚 Health-ish Bonus
You’re literally drinking cucumber, mint, and lemon. That’s basically a detox. Which means it cancels out the pizza you’re ordering later.
Also, it’s cold-pressed, so you can lie and say you’re “alkalizing.”
These Are Classy AF, But They Still Slap
The Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shot is perfect if you want to feel high, hydrated, and a little bit like you’re better than everyone (but in a fun way). Whether you’re taking one before brunch, after work, or during an emotionally loaded group chat — they deliver calm, cool, and mildly chaotic energy.
Try it today.
Get high. Stay cool. Judge quietly.
FAQs
What flavor notes pair best with cannabis-infused beverages?
Citrus notes like lemon, lime, and grapefruit shine brightest, cutting through any earthy cannabis tones with a bright, zesty kick. Fresh mint adds a cool, herbal layer that feels super refreshing, just like in the blog's cucumber chill shots. Cucumber itself brings a crisp, spa-like lightness that pairs perfectly with the gentle THC vibe. Light fruit flavors, such as berry or tropical hints, round things out without overpowering the subtle high.
How do infused drinks differ in onset time from edibles?
Infused drinks hit much faster than traditional edibles, often kicking in within 15 to 30 minutes thanks to quicker absorption in the stomach. Solid edibles like brownies can take an hour or two since they go through full digestion and liver processing. The liquid form skips some of that slowdown, giving a gentler, more predictable build-up. Many modern drinks use nano-emulsification for even quicker effects.
Does cucumber enhance the refreshing effect of THC?
Yes, cucumber really amps up the refreshing feel. Its crisp, hydrating vibe pairs perfectly with mint and lemon, creating that light, spa-water chill the blog raves about. It cools things down without heavy sweetness, making the gentle THC high feel even more relaxed and clean. Folks love it for turning a simple shot into something classy and invigorating.
How long do infused shots typically take to kick in?
Most infused shots start working in 15 to 45 minutes, depending on the formula and your metabolism. Nano-emulsified ones can hit as quick as 10 to 20 minutes for that gentle onset. It's way faster than gummies or brownies, but still smoother than smoking. Always start low—the blog's microdosed style keeps it mild and controllable.
Can CBD be added to make a balanced shot?
Yes, adding CBD creates a nicely balanced shot. It tempers THC's buzz, reducing any edginess while keeping the relaxation flowing. A 1:1 ratio often gives that clear-headed calm without overwhelming psychoactivity. Many folks prefer the combo for a mellow, sociable vibe over straight THC.
How should infused beverages be stored?
Keep them in a cool, dark spot like the fridge to preserve flavor and potency—heat and light break down THC fast. Unopened cans are shelf-stable, but chill them for the best taste. Once opened, seal tight and refrigerate to avoid spoilage. Store in original containers or airtight glass for longer freshness.
