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Category Archives: Cannabis News & Trends

What was the name of that strain that broke the internet? Who invented that bong shaped like a lightsaber? How can I blow the perfect smoke ring, within a smoke ring, WITHIN another smoke ring?! If your cannabis makes you curious like many of us, you’ll love these blogs on all the exciting trends, developing news or world-shattering changes in cannabis around the globe.

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The Role of AI in Cannabis Cultivation

While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener [...]

01
May
A golden brown waffle on a wooden stick, drizzled with melted chocolate and rainbow sprinkles, held in front of a backdrop of cannabis leaves with a wooden sign reading "WAFFLES ON A STICK PRESENTED BY HAUTE HEALTH."
🌿 Weed & Waffles on a Stick: The Stoner Snack You Didn’t Know You Needed

  Move over avocado toast. Get outta here, fancy charcuterie boards. There’s a new sheriff [...]

30
Apr
Cannabis marathon participants napping outside Haute Health store after consuming edibles, some mid-vape, sprawled on the sidewalk and benches under bright daylight.
First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping

First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping Vancouver — This weekend, history was made… and [...]

29
Apr
A cartoon-style poster of a cannabis plant on Mars with a space shuttle in the background. The plant has a sign that reads “FACT FAKE?” and sits above the bold text “HAUTE HEALTH.”
🎉 Weed, Royals, Blunt Rollers, and Mars: Fact or Fake?

Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic [...]

25
Apr
A humorous parody poster of Breaking Bad featuring a smiling man in a lab coat, glasses, and a hat decorated with cannabis leaves. He holds a glowing container filled with large cannabis buds, surrounded by stacks of money and colorful lab equipment in a dispensary-style lab.
🔬 Breaking Dab – He broke bad… and dabbed worse.

  🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed [...]

24
Apr
A refreshing mojito cocktail garnished with a cannabis leaf and lime slice, placed on a rustic wooden table next to a vintage sign reading “The Giggly Garden Mojito – Haute Health,” with lush green cannabis plants in the background.
The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing

The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing Spring has sprung, your [...]

23
Apr
Cartoon-style illustration of a massive marijuana bonfire titled "Indonesia’s Biggest Joint," with a flaming mountain of weed, thick clouds of smoke rising, and dazed cartoon characters in uniform surrounding the scene. The burning cannabis pile is crowned with a giant leaf, while buildings and onlookers in the background react in confusion and awe under a sky filled with smoke.
Once upon a blunt time…

Once upon a blunt time… In the tropical heart of Indonesia, local police thought they [...]

22
Apr
Cartoon poster with a smiling cannabis leaf hugging an avocado and a sad glass of water, with the title “Fact or Fake…?” and the caption “THC and fat are besties — sorry, water.”
Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles

  Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles Welcome [...]

18
Apr
A photograph of five green cannabis cucumber chill shots garnished with fresh mint, placed on a marble countertop with the words "HAUTE HEALTH" spelled out in cucumber slices in the foreground.
🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back

🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back Let’s talk about the [...]

16
Apr
A cartoon-style illustration of a calm, green-haired woman sitting in a cozy therapist’s office, taking notes with a giant joint as her pencil. She wears a white blouse with a green sweater tied around her shoulders and looks thoughtfully at a patient out of frame.
Mary Jane The Therapist – She listens. She judges. She passes the blunt.

Meet Mary Jane, the Therapist Who’ll Light You Up (and Calm You Down)#HauteHealth | #BluntTherapy [...]

15
Apr
A psychedelic illustration of a mango surrounded by swirling smoke and neuron visuals, with bold text that reads: “FACT OR FICTION – Eating mango before getting high may make you more stoned.” The Haute Health logo is stamped on the mango.
🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD.

  🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD. It’s [...]

11
Apr
A handcrafted bong made from a purple eggplant sits on a rustic wooden table with smoke rising from its bowl, forming the words "Haute Health" in the air above. A cannabis leaf lies beside it.
🍆 Eggplant Bong Bonanza: The Dankest Vegetable Since That Zucchini You Forgot About 💨

    Alright, gather round my little baked botanists, because today we’re diving deep — [...]

10
Apr