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Category Archives: Cannabis World

No this isn’t the online portal for buying tickets to the all-new, adults-only ‘Cannabis World’ theme park. This section explores a mix of culture, tradition, politics, technology, economics and more of marijuana around the globe.  Let our worldly, well-travelled writers regale you with stories more ancient than Willie Nelson, and reports of exciting, new trends in the international cannabis space.

The Fastest Ways to Get High With THC

Bong rips, nails, vapes, brownies and resins, oh my! There are many ways to get [...]

01
May
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The Role of AI in Cannabis Cultivation

While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener [...]

01
May
A cartoon-style poster of a cannabis plant on Mars with a space shuttle in the background. The plant has a sign that reads “FACT FAKE?” and sits above the bold text “HAUTE HEALTH.”
🎉 Weed, Royals, Blunt Rollers, and Mars: Fact or Fake?

Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic [...]

25
Apr
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The Best Weed Strains for Creativity in 2025

Nothing gets your creative juices flowing quite like cannabis. With just a few tokes you [...]

24
Apr
A humorous parody poster of Breaking Bad featuring a smiling man in a lab coat, glasses, and a hat decorated with cannabis leaves. He holds a glowing container filled with large cannabis buds, surrounded by stacks of money and colorful lab equipment in a dispensary-style lab.
🔬 Breaking Dab – He broke bad… and dabbed worse.

  🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed [...]

24
Apr
Cartoon poster with a smiling cannabis leaf hugging an avocado and a sad glass of water, with the title “Fact or Fake…?” and the caption “THC and fat are besties — sorry, water.”
Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles

  Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles Welcome [...]

18
Apr
A photograph of five green cannabis cucumber chill shots garnished with fresh mint, placed on a marble countertop with the words "HAUTE HEALTH" spelled out in cucumber slices in the foreground.
🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back

🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back Let’s talk about the [...]

16
Apr
A cartoon-style illustration of a calm, green-haired woman sitting in a cozy therapist’s office, taking notes with a giant joint as her pencil. She wears a white blouse with a green sweater tied around her shoulders and looks thoughtfully at a patient out of frame.
Mary Jane The Therapist – She listens. She judges. She passes the blunt.

Meet Mary Jane, the Therapist Who’ll Light You Up (and Calm You Down)#HauteHealth | #BluntTherapy [...]

15
Apr
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The Funniest Names for Weed Strains, Ever

Cannabis strain names are a lot of fun (especially if you're already high on one [...]

11
Apr
A psychedelic illustration of a mango surrounded by swirling smoke and neuron visuals, with bold text that reads: “FACT OR FICTION – Eating mango before getting high may make you more stoned.” The Haute Health logo is stamped on the mango.
🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD.

  🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD. It’s [...]

11
Apr
A handcrafted bong made from a purple eggplant sits on a rustic wooden table with smoke rising from its bowl, forming the words "Haute Health" in the air above. A cannabis leaf lies beside it.
🍆 Eggplant Bong Bonanza: The Dankest Vegetable Since That Zucchini You Forgot About 💨

    Alright, gather round my little baked botanists, because today we’re diving deep — [...]

10
Apr
Cartoon-style poster of a wide-eyed spider in a NASA spacesuit sitting between two computer screens with garbled text, looking confused. Text on the image says "NASA got a spider high. And it forgot how to spider
🚀 NASA Got a Spider High… and It Forgot How to Spider 🕸️

🚀 NASA Got a Spider High… and It Forgot How to Spider 🕸️     [...]

09
Apr