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Category Archives: Cannabis World

No this isn’t the online portal for buying tickets to the all-new, adults-only ‘Cannabis World’ theme park. This section explores a mix of culture, tradition, politics, technology, economics and more of marijuana around the globe.  Let our worldly, well-travelled writers regale you with stories more ancient than Willie Nelson, and reports of exciting, new trends in the international cannabis space.

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The Role of AI in Cannabis Cultivation

While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener [...]

01
May
A cartoon-style poster of a cannabis plant on Mars with a space shuttle in the background. The plant has a sign that reads “FACT FAKE?” and sits above the bold text “HAUTE HEALTH.”
🎉 Weed, Royals, Blunt Rollers, and Mars: Fact or Fake?

Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic [...]

25
Apr
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The Best Weed Strains for Creativity in 2025

Nothing gets your creative juices flowing quite like cannabis. With just a few tokes you [...]

24
Apr
A humorous parody poster of Breaking Bad featuring a smiling man in a lab coat, glasses, and a hat decorated with cannabis leaves. He holds a glowing container filled with large cannabis buds, surrounded by stacks of money and colorful lab equipment in a dispensary-style lab.
🔬 Breaking Dab – He broke bad… and dabbed worse.

  🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed [...]

24
Apr
Cartoon poster with a smiling cannabis leaf hugging an avocado and a sad glass of water, with the title “Fact or Fake…?” and the caption “THC and fat are besties — sorry, water.”
Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles

  Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles Welcome [...]

18
Apr
A photograph of five green cannabis cucumber chill shots garnished with fresh mint, placed on a marble countertop with the words "HAUTE HEALTH" spelled out in cucumber slices in the foreground.
🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back

🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back Let’s talk about the [...]

16
Apr
A cartoon-style illustration of a calm, green-haired woman sitting in a cozy therapist’s office, taking notes with a giant joint as her pencil. She wears a white blouse with a green sweater tied around her shoulders and looks thoughtfully at a patient out of frame.
Mary Jane The Therapist – She listens. She judges. She passes the blunt.

Meet Mary Jane, the Therapist Who’ll Light You Up (and Calm You Down)#HauteHealth | #BluntTherapy [...]

15
Apr
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The Funniest Names for Weed Strains, Ever

Cannabis strain names are a lot of fun (especially if you're already high on one [...]

11
Apr
A psychedelic illustration of a mango surrounded by swirling smoke and neuron visuals, with bold text that reads: “FACT OR FICTION – Eating mango before getting high may make you more stoned.” The Haute Health logo is stamped on the mango.
🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD.

  🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD. It’s [...]

11
Apr
A handcrafted bong made from a purple eggplant sits on a rustic wooden table with smoke rising from its bowl, forming the words "Haute Health" in the air above. A cannabis leaf lies beside it.
🍆 Eggplant Bong Bonanza: The Dankest Vegetable Since That Zucchini You Forgot About 💨

    Alright, gather round my little baked botanists, because today we’re diving deep — [...]

10
Apr
Cartoon-style poster of a wide-eyed spider in a NASA spacesuit sitting between two computer screens with garbled text, looking confused. Text on the image says "NASA got a spider high. And it forgot how to spider
🚀 NASA Got a Spider High… and It Forgot How to Spider 🕸️

🚀 NASA Got a Spider High… and It Forgot How to Spider 🕸️     [...]

09
Apr
A cartoon marijuana plant with a human-like screaming face is surrounded by two surprised dogs. The text reads: "Fact or Fake..? Marijuana plants scream when harvested, but only dogs can hear it.
Fact or Faked – Do Marijuana Plants Scream When Harvested?

Fact or Faked? These Weed “Truths” Will Blow Your Mind (or Your Munchies) Welcome to [...]

08
Apr