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Category Archives: Weed Culture

If you’re a true, blue-blooded, OG stoner who’s worth his/her weight in kief, then you know all about cannabis culture.  Weed culture is one of the hooks that first grabs our attention and leads us down the rabbit hole of cannabis – it’s weird, it’s exciting, it’s mind-melting, it’s hilarious, it’s fun.  Whether you’re wondering where all the Bob Marley worship comes from, or you’re curious about the etiquette of puff-puff-passing in different areas of the globe, check out this fascinating section on cannabis culture of yesterday, today and tomorrow.

A stylized cannabis-themed poster with vibrant question marks floating above a detailed marijuana bud sitting on a green, swirling surface. Text reads: “FACT OR FAKE? 3 questions - 1 is fake, which one?” Subtle cannabis leaves and botanical sketches appear in the background.
🧠 FACT or FAKE: Can You Spot the High-Lie?

    Not all weed stories are created equal. Some are realer than Snoop’s discography, [...]

23
May
A cartoonish, blue human brain wearing sunglasses, with a goofy smile and exaggerated worm-like thought bubble floating above. Surrounded by cannabis leaves and lab beakers in the background. Text reads: “CannaMyth Busters Vol. 1: Does Marihuana Make You Lazy?” Branded with Haute Health.
💨 CannaMyth Busters Vol. 1:

“If You Smoke Weed, You’ll Become a Lazy Couch Goblin”(Spoiler: Only on Thursdays) 🚫 The [...]

21
May
A hyper-realistic miniature figure of Notorious B.I.G. stands on a shiny kitchen counter wearing a colorful Coogi sweater, Timberland boots, a gold crown, and sunglasses. He’s holding a large tray of brownies decorated with green marijuana leaves and the frosted letters “OUEH.” On the counter in front of him is a jar labeled “MARIHUAINA BUTTER” and a sign that reads “Haute Health – Best in Canada ehh.”
🎤 Biggie Smalls Brownie Balls — “Ready to Diet” Edition 🍫

From the kitchen of Haute Health and the soul of Big Poppa himself. Rest in [...]

21
May
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson stirring a giant pot in a kitchen, with cannabis buds shaped like bodybuilders lifting weights and a spilled jar labeled “Haute Health” nearby.
Can You Smell What The Rock Is Smoking?

    Dwayne Johnson Drops Weed Strain That’s Half Pineapple, Half Protein Powder, All Flex [...]

20
May
A smiling man resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger sits in a green armchair in a cannabis-themed room, proudly holding a sign that reads “HAUTE HEALTH WEED HOROSCOPES TODAY!” He wears a hoodie with a marijuana leaf on it, surrounded by weed jars, stoner posters, and warm vintage lighting.
HAUTE HOROSCOPES with HIGH-nold Schwarzenegger “Get to the choppaaaa… and bring the grinder!”

  🔥HAUTE HOROSCOPES: STONED AND SHREDDED with ARNOLD “HIGH-nold” SCHWARZENEGGER🔥“Zodiac is not a game… it [...]

19
May
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in a cannabis-leaf suit pointing forward with the text “Fact or Fake?” above him and three blunts floating in the background.
💪 “HIGH” HISTORY: 3 Wild Weed Stories That’ll Flex Your Brain

by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (yes, it’s me… kinda) 🍃 Welcome to Haute History, Jabroni [...]

16
May
The Top Places to Travel to for Cannabis

Travelling is expensive and stressful to the nines!.. But not if you're flying the skies [...]

15
May
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WHAT IF: Cars Ran On Weed Fuel?

Whether you "zoom zoom" or like to smoke the "bloom boom", this week's "What If?" [...]

15
May
A photograph of Leonardo DiCaprio dressed as Jordan Belfort, wearing a sharp blue pinstripe suit, gold tie, and aviator sunglasses. He’s holding a baking tray labeled “Granola Bar-ijuana,” filled with freshly baked granola bars, as if presenting them proudly. Behind him are double ovens and a large Haute Health logo on the wall. The scene blends luxury kitchen aesthetics with subtle Wall Street elements like stock charts and gold accents.
Granola Bar-ijuana: How to Bake Edible Assets Like a Wall Street Wolf

You ever look at a granola bar and think, “This? This could be an empire.”That’s [...]

14
May
A humorous ad for the Weed Grinder app shows a confused stoner in tie-dye sitting on a park path, holding a large joint, facing a flamboyant man in pink high heels and a tutu, who is confidently posing. Bold text reads: "Weed Grinder App — Go on dates with local stoners." Bottom text adds: "Haute Health — We're on Weed Grinder, not the other one…
Weed Grinder: The Only App Where It’s Actually About Grinding

Alright, listen up, Canada. We’ve seen enough of these dating apps where it’s just hot [...]

13
May
Vintage-style split-panel image with cannabis plants on the left and a screaming retro woman on the right, highlighting the contrast between nature and fear. Text reads: “Separate Fact From Fiction? Real or Reefer Madness? Discover the Truth.”
Real or Reefer Madness? Breaking Down the Wildest Weed ‘Facts’ on the Internet

  Intro Let’s be honest — the internet is absolutely baked with wild weed claims. [...]

09
May
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The Many Shapes & Colors of Cannabis

There are so many diverse strains of cannabis to explore, you could spend an entire [...]

08
May