🧠 FACT OR FAKE: Breast Milk Buzz, Dog Mail, and Droned-Out Deals

 

🧠 FACT OR FAKE: Breast Milk Buzz, Dog Mail, and Droned-Out Deals

It’s Friday. You’re either high, thinking about getting high, or pretending you’re not high while shopping for gummies at work. Either way, welcome back to “Fact or Fake?” — the only game where weed news gets weirder than your uncle’s camping stories.

Here’s the drill:
We give you three mind-blowing cannabis claims. You guess which one’s total BS. Then we ruin your confidence by revealing that the world is stranger than you thought.

Let’s get weird.

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👶 1. THC Can Chill in Breast Milk for 6 Days

Picture it: you’re a new parent, sleep-deprived, covered in spit-up, and you decide to take the edge off with a tiny gummy. Just one. For “self-care.” Totally reasonable, right?

But then your baby falls asleep in the most peaceful, drooly nap you’ve ever seen… for six straight hours. Coincidence?

Well, turns out, studies show THC can actually linger in breast milk for up to six days after cannabis use. SIX DAYS. That’s longer than a long weekend and definitely longer than a box of edibles lasts in your kitchen.

They call it lactitokinol. (Okay, no they don’t. But they should.)

REAL.
Science says so. The weed goes where the milk flows. Shoutout to modern research and sleepy babies.

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📦 2. Grandma Got 20 Pounds of Weed Delivered to Her Dog

This one reads like a deleted scene from Trailer Park Boys, but stick with us.

Back in California, a sweet elderly woman got a FedEx box addressed to “Diesel.” Diesel is her golden retriever. She assumed it was dog treats or something she’d accidentally Prime’d during an Ambien nap.

Instead? Twenty pounds of vacuum-sealed cannabis.

Let that sink in.
This lady was unintentionally sitting on enough weed to hotbox a curling rink. She called the cops (boooo), but we salute Diesel — may he forever dream of what could’ve been.

REAL.
This happened. This woman exists. And Diesel’s still wondering why the “treats” got confiscated.

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🚁 3. Haute Health Is Testing Midnight Drone Deliveries in Alberta

You’re half-baked in Red Deer at 2:07 AM. You’re out of gummies. You whisper to yourself, “God, if you’re real, send me candy.”

Suddenly:
BZZZTTT.
A glowing drone descends from the night sky and drops a vacuum-sealed pouch of Sour Fruit Juice Berries into your backyard. It even gives a little salute before flying off toward Leduc.

Sound familiar? That’s because you might’ve heard someone say Haute Health is testing late-night weed drone deliveries in Alberta. Between midnight and 3:00 AM. Like some kind of floating green delivery angel.

We know. Sounds amazing. Almost too amazing.

FAKE.
Sorry folks — we’re good, but we’re not Bezos-with-buzz-level good. Yet. Alberta skies are safe (for now).

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🎯 WHICH ONE WAS FAKE?

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Moral of the story?
Never doubt the power of weed, weird science, or accidental canine mail fraud.

Stick with Haute Health for deals, facts, and the kind of content that makes you question whether you’re actually still sober.
(You’re not. And that’s okay.)