Fact or Fake: Can You Outsmart the Edibles? (Spoiler: Probably Not)
Alright, listen up, brain cells—it’s Tuesday, and that means it’s time to challenge your foggy frontal lobe with some good ol’ Fact or Fake. We’ve got four wild marijuana “facts”, and only one is a full-blown edible hallucination. The rest? Surprisingly real.
So spark up, snack up, and let’s see how many of these your beautiful stoner brain can actually believe.
1. Bhutan’s Pigs Are Out Here Munchin’ Wild Weed Like It’s Arugula
No cap, this is real. In Bhutan, cannabis grows so wild and so thick that pigs literally just roam the fields and eat it like it’s salad at a Vegas buffet. And guess what? The farmers don’t even care—they lowkey love it.
Why? Because these pigs go full zen mode. No rooting, no squealing, no starting fights with the chickens. Just big chill pig vibes and possibly the world’s first animal-based “weed detox retreat.” If Charlotte’s Web had been written in Bhutan, that spider would’ve been selling dabs.
2. Microwaving Weed Gummies Makes Them Stronger? Sounds Smart… But Nah.
Let’s get something straight—this one’s fake. And no, you’re not a stoner scientist just because you own a microwave and once saw a TikTok that said “heat activates THC.” Nice try though.
There’s no real evidence that nuking your edibles for 11 to 15 seconds does anything besides melt them into a sticky mess. And while the myth claims it “activates residual cannabinoids,” what it really activates is a trail of melted gummy slime and disappointment. So unless you’re trying to make THC soup, maybe skip the microwave science.
(Also, don’t ask what happens if you go to 16 seconds… unless you’re cool with a sentient gummy worm claiming squatters’ rights in your fridge.)
3. Cows That Eat Hemp Can Produce THC Milk. Yes, We’re Dead Serious.4
Germany actually ran a study on this, and yup—moo juice got mood juice.
Researchers fed dairy cows hemp-rich feed and found small amounts of THC in their milk, along with some weird cow behavior. We’re talking sleepy, relaxed cows who didn’t care about much—like full-on pasture couch-lock. Imagine pouring a bowl of cereal and halfway through, you’re like, “Did I just get high off this 2%?”
It’s not hitting grocery shelves anytime soon, but somewhere out there is a cow that thinks The Big Lebowski is a documentary.
4. Canada Almost Accidentally Legalized Weed Because of a Typo
You thought your high school spelling errors were bad? Try this one on for size.
In 2003, thanks to a legal loophole in Ontario, simple weed possession charges were basically unenforceable for a hot minute. Someone forgot to close a legislative gap, and suddenly stoners were getting arrested… and then released… and then lighting up again outside the courthouse.
It wasn’t full legalization, but for a glorious stretch of time, Canadian weed laws were basically “we’ll allow it.” Shoutout to whatever overworked legal intern forgot to proofread.
So… Which One Was Fake?
If you guessed #2—the microwaved gummy myth—you win the gold star and a celebratory dab (legal jurisdiction permitting). The rest? 100% real. Wild, huh?
Stay tuned for more Fact or Fake next week, where we’ll find out if Elon Musk really tried to launch a THC-powered Tesla (spoiler: maybe).
FAQs
Why do edibles feel stronger than smoking?
Edibles feel stronger because your liver converts THC into 11-hydroxy-THC, a metabolite that's more potent and crosses the blood-brain barrier more easily than regular delta-9 THC from smoking. This creates a deeper, longer-lasting body high that can hit harder even with the same amount of THC. Smoking delivers THC directly to your bloodstream and brain quickly, so effects peak fast but fade sooner without that extra potent conversion.
How does liver metabolism change THC effects?
When you eat edibles, THC goes through first-pass metabolism in the liver, turning much of it into 11-hydroxy-THC, which is more psychoactive and bioavailable than the original THC. This makes the high feel more intense and last longer, often 4-8 hours or more. Smoking bypasses most of this liver processing since THC enters the bloodstream through the lungs, leading to quicker but shorter effects without the same metabolite boost.
What causes delayed overconsumption?
The main cause is the long delay before edibles kick in, usually 30 minutes to 2 hours, so people think the first dose isn't working and eat more. Once both doses hit at once, the combined effects become overwhelming. Factors like eating on a full stomach or individual metabolism can stretch this wait even longer, making it easy to stack doses accidentally and end up way too high.
How long should users wait before redosing?
Users should wait at least 2 hours before even thinking about redosing, as that's when most edibles fully kick in for the average person. Some sources suggest waiting up to 24 hours if you've already taken a dose to be extra safe, but 2 hours is the common guideline to avoid doubling up and getting slammed. Patience prevents most bad trips from impatience.
Are tolerance levels reliable with edibles?
Tolerance levels aren't always reliable across methods because edibles produce that stronger 11-hydroxy-THC metabolite, so even heavy smokers can feel overwhelmed by a modest edible dose. Building tolerance happens with regular use of any form, but it doesn't transfer perfectly—someone tolerant to smoking might still need to start low with edibles. Factors like frequency, genetics, and metabolism make edible tolerance unpredictable compared to inhaled cannabis.
What mistakes lead to bad edible experiences?
The biggest mistake is redosing too soon because effects take so long to appear, leading to accidental overconsumption when everything hits at once. Starting with too high a dose without knowing your tolerance, especially as a beginner, often results in anxiety or discomfort. Mixing edibles with alcohol or not storing them properly to avoid accidental ingestion by others can also turn things sour fast. Always start low, go slow, and read labels carefully. Haute Health offers the best variety of cannabis flowers online in Canada, and edibles are a popular seller at Haute Health.
