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Not all weed stories are created equal. Some are realer than Snoopâs discography, and others are flimsier than that joint your cousin rolled with printer paper.
Today, weâve got three wild cannabis âtruthsâ for you.
They all sound real.
They all could be real.
But one might just be baked baloney.
You read, you decide: Are they facts… or are they fakes?
(Answers at the end. Donât skip â we see you, cheater.)
đ MYTH #1: Orange Juice is the Antidote to Getting Too High
So you took that edible your roommate made and youâre now time-traveling through your childhood trauma while watching the toaster blink at you. Panic sets in. You whisper the only phrase that can save you:
âGet me the juice.â
Thatâs right. Orange juice.
According to stoner lore, itâs natureâs antidote to being too high. You chug a glass like itâs a holy relic, and magically â the paranoia fades, your heartbeat stops sounding like Skrillex, and you remember how door handles work.
The science? Allegedly: Vitamin C balances you out. The sugar gives you brain fuel. The cool citrus refreshes your soul. It’s like getting kissed on the forehead by a Florida grandmother.
But is this real?
Or just citrus-based witchcraft passed down by bong sorcerers?
đ¸ MYTH #2: Willie Nelson Has His Own Line of Weed Tea
Picture this: Itâs early morning on Willie Nelsonâs ranch. The mist rolls in. The birds chirp a little off-key because theyâre high. Willie sits on the porch, guitar across his lap, sipping a steaming mug of… weed tea?
Yep. Legend says he didnât just smoke it â he brewed it. A full-on line of herbal teas and coffees, infused with CBD, all under the name âWillieâs Remedy.â
He even created flavors to suit the moods of his songs:
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âBlue Eyes Cryinâ in the Mintâ
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âOn the Cocoa Againâ
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âTo All the Teas Iâve Sipped Beforeâ
His goal? Give the world a way to mellow out without melting into their couch. Itâs wellness with a twang.
But is this real?
Or just a marketing fantasy brewed in a stonerâs dream?
đŹď¸ MYTH #3: Alberta Clipper â The Coldest Strain in the Game
They say thereâs a strain so icy, so piney, it feels like getting slapped by a frozen maple leaf.
Alberta Clipper.
Named after the ruthless Canadian windstorm, this mythical bud is known for its earthy aroma, knockout high, and polar bear-level chill factor. Word is, it was bred in a basement in Edmonton by a guy named Troy who only wore flip-flops and spoke in whispers.
The high? Pure tundra.
One toke in and youâre Googling âhow to start a fire in your brain.â Great for sleep, body pain, and surviving Game of Thrones reruns.
Itâs the strain you smoke when you want your soul to put on a parka.
But is this real?
Or just a frosty fairytale told around the sesh circle?
đĽ THE REVEAL: Letâs Bust These Bud Myths
Alright, truth-seekers. Time to flip the facts and call out the frauds.
đ Orange Juice Saves You When You’re Too High?
â FAKE
Vitamin C wonât unbake your brain. You just think youâre sobering up because you did something… anything. OJ = placebo in a glass. If anything, youâre just now high and hydrated.
đ¸ Willie Nelsonâs Weed Tea?
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FACT
Willieâs Remedy is a real thing. CBD teas, coffees, and tinctures â all sold by the outlaw herbalist himself. You can sip Willieâs vibes without torching your throat. Yee and haw.
đŹď¸ Alberta Clipper Strain?
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FACT
This oneâs real. Alberta Clipper exists â and she will put you on ice. Not super mainstream, but itâs out there in frosty Canadian dispensaries. Bundle up before you toke.
Final Puff: Donât Believe Everything You Toke
Weed myths are like that guy at the party who claims he invented Hotmail â fun to listen to, but not always true.
If someone tells you eating a mango while standing on one leg during a full moon will increase your high⌠try it. But also maybe Google it first.
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