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🎨 Fact or Fake: Kangaroos, Iced Capps, and Happy Little Trees
It’s that time again, friends.
The edibles are setting in. Your group chat is suddenly quiet. And we’ve got three ridiculous cannabis claims ready to test your baked brain.
Welcome to “Fact or Fake?”, Haute Health’s weekly game where cannabis trivia meets full-blown absurdity. Two of these stories are 100% real. One’s totally fake — cooked up by someone with a vape pen in one hand and a double-double in the other.
Your job? Sniff out the BS.
Let’s roll.
🎨 1. Bob Ross Got a Little Help with Those Happy Little Trees
Bob Ross: the gentlest, fro-fro’d soul ever to grace a TV screen. He painted happy clouds, peaceful cabins, and trees that clearly had seen some things.
But was he… baked?
While Bob never confirmed he was a fan of the devil’s lettuce, his longtime producer once joked in an interview that “those happy little trees definitely had help.” The implication? The Joy of Painting might’ve included a pre-session joint.
Let’s be honest — it tracks.
Soft-spoken voice? Chill energy? Reassurance that “there are no mistakes, just happy accidents”? That’s textbook indica wisdom.
And the way he’d zone out while dabbing pine trees into existence? Pure high-functioning stoner artistry.
Van Gogh had absinthe. Bob had vibes.
🦘 2. Kangaroos in Australia Are Getting High off Illegal Grow-Ops
This one feels like something your buddy Tyler would say mid-joint, but it’s 100% real.
In Australia, wild kangaroos have been spotted breaking into illegal outdoor cannabis farms, munching on the plants, and then hopping around “erratically” — that’s the actual language used by local police reports. They’ve also been described as looking “confused but relaxed.” (Same.)
Farmers have tried everything — fencing, netting, kangaroo-proof barriers — but the roos keep coming. Because apparently, once you’ve had a nibble of the good stuff, you don’t go back to plain grass.
We’re not saying someone should make a stoner animated film called “KangaKush,” but also… someone should.
Just imagine:
“Oi mate, that Joey’s not hopping — he’s vibin’.”
🧊 3. Tim Hortons Tested Frozen THC Iced Capps — But Pulled Them After ‘Nap Incidents’
We love this one. It’s so Canadian, so believable, so beautifully chaotic… but is it real?
The story goes like this: In 2022, Tim Hortons reportedly ran a hush-hush pilot program in a few “friendly” cities, testing a line of THC-infused frozen iced capps.
Flavours included:
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OG Mocha Mellow
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Double Double Trouble
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Wake ‘n’ Sip Vanilla
According to fake-but-plausible reports, customers were enjoying the drinks… a little too much. One customer allegedly fell asleep in the drive-thru line, while another claimed they forgot where they parked — and it turned out they walked there.
Naturally, the project was shelved. The internal nickname? “Project Couch Cappuccino.”
Now. Is this story real?
You’ll find out below.
But tell us that wouldn’t be the highest-selling iced beverage in the country.
🧠 So… What’s the Verdict?
You’ve met the legends. Now it’s time to separate the terpenes from the tall tales.
| Story | Status |
|---|---|
| 🎨 Bob Ross & the Happy Trees | ✅ True (ish) — He never admitted it, but his producer’s wink says plenty. |
| 🦘 Kangaroos Munching Grow-Ops | ✅ True — This actually happens in rural Australia. |
| 🧊 Tim Hortons THC Iced Capps | ❌ Fake (but admit it… you wanted it) |
🎯 Final Puff
So there you have it. Bob may have painted while baked, kangaroos are munching bushweed like it’s a buffet, and Tim Hortons is not getting you high on iced capps… yet.
Want more cannabis chaos every Friday?
Stick with Haute Health — we’re here to blur the line between real and ridiculous, one “Fact or Fake?” at a time.
And hey — if Tim’s ever does drop a THC iced capp, we’ll be first in line. With a pillow.
