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At Haute Health, we believe in three things: good weed, good laughs, and calling out nonsense.
Welcome to Fact or Fake, our weekly game where we drop three wild cannabis “facts” and challenge you to figure out which one was totally made up while someone was very, very high.
Here’s how it works:
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Two of these are real.
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One is pure stoner fiction.
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Can you spot the fake?
Today’s lineup:
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Snoop Dogg once claimed he smoked 81 blunts in one day.
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Martha Stewart launched her own THC gummy line.
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In Oregon, weed is only legal on odd-numbered days.
Take a hit of that curiosity. Let’s break ’em down.
🌬️ 1. The Snoop Dogg Super Session
So… 81 blunts. In. One. Day.
That’s what Snoop Dogg claims he once smoked — in a single 24-hour session. Sounds made up, right? Like the kind of thing someone brags about at 2 AM after coughing into a Doritos bag. But no — Snoop actually said this.
He told the story with a straight face, and to make it even more legit, his professional blunt roller confirmed it. Yes, that’s a real job. Her name’s Renegade Piranha, and she rolls over 150 blunts a day. For Snoop. Only Snoop.
Also: apparently Willie Nelson was involved. More on that later.
🧁 2. Martha Stewart’s Elevated Delights
You might know her for roast chicken and centerpieces, but Martha Stewart is deep in the weed game now — and she’s bringing fancy with her.
In partnership with Canopy Growth (a legit cannabis company), Martha launched her own line of THC-infused gummies. Think blood orange and Meyer lemon — not sour worms from the gas station.
She’s turned cannabis into something you’d gift at a bridal shower. It’s the kind of edible that comes with a wine pairing and linen napkins. She’s not just selling gummies. She’s selling elevated experiences.
Honestly, it’s iconic.
🚦 3. Oregon’s Odd Law
And now for the curveball.
According to a rumor floating around stoner circles (and maybe some very confused Reddit threads), Oregon only allows weed to be sold and used on odd-numbered days.
Yes — like, 1st, 3rd, 5th… but not the 2nd or 4th. Even days are apparently a no-go. Sounds a little… made up, doesn’t it?
But let’s be fair — the cannabis world is full of weird laws. Some provinces still ban edibles shaped like candy. There are U.S. states where you can legally buy weed but not legally own it. So maybe Oregon’s got a number thing?
Let’s find out.
🕵️ So, Which One’s the Fake?
You’ve heard all three. Now it’s time to separate truth from tokes.
✅ #1: Snoop Dogg’s 81 Blunts — TRUE
He really said it. It really happened (or at least he thinks it did). And his blunt roller — again, a real profession — backed it up. If anyone can power through 81 blunts, it’s Snoop.
Bonus fun fact: when asked who smokes more, Snoop said only one person outsmokes him… Willie Nelson.
✅ #2: Martha Stewart’s Gummies — Also TRUE
This one’s 100% legit. The gummies are available across Canada and parts of the U.S., and they’re packaged with more class than your cousin’s wedding invites. Martha went full weed queen.
❌ #3: Oregon’s “Odd Days Only” Law — TOTAL BS
As funny as it is to picture Oregonians timing their smoke breaks based on the calendar, this one’s fake.
Weed is legal in Oregon every day of the year. The only restriction? Maybe don’t toke in front of a cop car with the windows down.
