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Look — we don’t fact-check everything that rolls across our desk. We’re not CBC. But we are the kind of people who believe that if a story starts with “an 87-year-old grandma from Moose Jaw tried to buy weed online,” it deserves our full attention.
So here’s what (allegedly) happened.
👵 Granny MacDougall vs. The Internet
Margaret MacDougall is 87. She’s got bunions, a Buick, and — according to local legend — a surprisingly high THC tolerance ever since she mistook a weed brownie for a fiber bar back in 2022 and spent six hours slow dancing with a curtain rod.
Flash forward to last week. She hears from her grandkids that you can now order weed online in Canada.
Boom. Glasses on. Phone out. Jitterbug browser at max zoom. She searches “cheap weed Canada” and clicks the first sketchy link with a logo that looks like it was designed in MS Paint during a bong rip.
🚩 Welcome to BudHub Eh?
This “dispensary” — and we’re using that term like a Tim Hortons uses the word “fresh” — was called BudHub Eh?
Their slogan?
“We ship fast… usually. Depends who’s driving.”
It offered wild claims like:
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“Free poutine with every pre-roll”
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“Buy 2 grams, get a mystery meat stick”
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“CBD that cures your ex issues”
Margaret, bless her buzzed heart, thought she was ordering an indica. What she got instead was… well…
🍩 The Delivery: Canada’s First Cannabis Cruller Combo
Two hours later, a paper bag shows up at her door.
Inside:
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10 Timbits
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A cold medium double-double
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A ketchup packet
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And a handwritten note:
“Outta buds. Here’s a snack. Keep it crispy. – BudHub 💨”
Margaret, ever the optimist, assumed it was a clever new edible. She crushed 6 Timbits, nodded off watching The Social, and woke up at 3 a.m. convinced she was in 1978.
📦 How Not to Order Weed Online in Canada
Let’s get real: ordering cannabis in Canada isn’t hard. But you’ve gotta dodge some truly weird corners of the internet.
If your dispensary site has:
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More typos than Trudeau tweets
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A FAQ that just says “lol idk man”
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Payment methods that include Canadian Tire money
🚨 It’s a trap.
If you want to order weed online in Canada without getting pastries or prosecution, you go with someone who gets it. You go with Haute Health.
No gimmicks. No ketchup. No “mystery hybrids” named Leafy McLeafface.
💚 Health Matters (Even When You’re High)
Here’s the thing. You’re not just shopping for weed. You’re shopping for relief. Sleep. Sanity. Maybe something to make Corner Gas reruns actually hit. And that’s why you don’t leave it to chance — or a fake dispensary run out of a shed in rural Alberta.
Haute Health delivers the good stuff:
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Actual product
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Fast, discreet shipping
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Customer service that doesn’t ghost you like your ex after the Leafs got eliminated
🧠 What Happened to Margaret?
She’s fine. In fact, she’s thriving. Her grandkids got her properly set up at Haute Health. She now refers to her CBD tincture as “liquid gold” and ends every phone call with “Stay lit, sweetie.”
She still flinches every time someone mentions Timbits, though.
🧊 Cold Facts, Hot Deals
Bottom line? If you’re trying to order weed online in Canada, don’t end up like Margaret. Don’t trust a dispensary that runs on vibes and vanilla dips.
Trust the one that knows what Canadians actually want:
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Flower, not flour
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THC, not Tims
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Real health, no guesswork
Haute Health. Because cannabis should come with terpenes, not Timbits.
