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The Best Weed Strains for Star Gazing in 2025

Cannabis gets you high, sure, but there's nothing higher than the stars themselves. You can [...]

25
Apr
A cartoon-style poster of a cannabis plant on Mars with a space shuttle in the background. The plant has a sign that reads “FACT FAKE?” and sits above the bold text “HAUTE HEALTH.”
🎉 Weed, Royals, Blunt Rollers, and Mars: Fact or Fake?

Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic [...]

25
Apr
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The Best Weed Strains for Creativity in 2025

Nothing gets your creative juices flowing quite like cannabis. With just a few tokes you [...]

24
Apr
A humorous parody poster of Breaking Bad featuring a smiling man in a lab coat, glasses, and a hat decorated with cannabis leaves. He holds a glowing container filled with large cannabis buds, surrounded by stacks of money and colorful lab equipment in a dispensary-style lab.
🔬 Breaking Dab – He broke bad… and dabbed worse.

  🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed [...]

24
Apr
A refreshing mojito cocktail garnished with a cannabis leaf and lime slice, placed on a rustic wooden table next to a vintage sign reading “The Giggly Garden Mojito – Haute Health,” with lush green cannabis plants in the background.
The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing

The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing Spring has sprung, your [...]

23
Apr
Cartoon-style illustration of a massive marijuana bonfire titled "Indonesia’s Biggest Joint," with a flaming mountain of weed, thick clouds of smoke rising, and dazed cartoon characters in uniform surrounding the scene. The burning cannabis pile is crowned with a giant leaf, while buildings and onlookers in the background react in confusion and awe under a sky filled with smoke.
Once upon a blunt time…

Once upon a blunt time… In the tropical heart of Indonesia, local police thought they [...]

22
Apr
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How to Be A Stoner For 420 in 2025

The holidays can be full of highs & lows, but with weed from Haute Health [...]

18
Apr
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Easter Weed For A Hoppy 2025!

420 & Easter fall on the same weekend this year?! 2025 is off to a [...]

18
Apr
Cartoon poster with a smiling cannabis leaf hugging an avocado and a sad glass of water, with the title “Fact or Fake…?” and the caption “THC and fat are besties — sorry, water.”
Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles

  Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles Welcome [...]

18
Apr
A photograph of five green cannabis cucumber chill shots garnished with fresh mint, placed on a marble countertop with the words "HAUTE HEALTH" spelled out in cucumber slices in the foreground.
🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back

🧊 Cannabis Cucumber Chill Shots: The Spa Day That Hits Back Let’s talk about the [...]

16
Apr
A cartoon-style illustration of a calm, green-haired woman sitting in a cozy therapist’s office, taking notes with a giant joint as her pencil. She wears a white blouse with a green sweater tied around her shoulders and looks thoughtfully at a patient out of frame.
Mary Jane The Therapist – She listens. She judges. She passes the blunt.

Meet Mary Jane, the Therapist Who’ll Light You Up (and Calm You Down)#HauteHealth | #BluntTherapy [...]

15
Apr
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The Funniest Names for Weed Strains, Ever

Cannabis strain names are a lot of fun (especially if you're already high on one [...]

11
Apr
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