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The Best Beach Strains for Summer 2025

It's almost summer! Here's some inspiration for your next beach strains you should be packing [...]

30
May
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Which Strain Will Be Crowned Weed Champion in 2025

What strains of cannabis are most popular in 2025? Which one could be crowned "king [...]

30
May
A bold, cartoon-style poster for Haute Health featuring a man in a hat and sunglasses holding graffiti-style signs that read: “1. Snoop: 81 blunts, one day!”, “2. Martha’s launched THC gummies company”, and “3. Oregon: Weed legal on odd days only?” with the headline “Fact or Fake? You Be the Judge…”
🌿 Fact or Fake: Only One’s a Lie. Can You Spot It?

At Haute Health, we believe in three things: good weed, good laughs, and calling out [...]

29
May
A large cannabis plant under a magnifying glass in a laboratory setting, with colorful smoke swirling beside it. The background features chalkboard diagrams of cannabis molecules and leaves, along with glass beakers and lab equipment. The text reads: “Cannabis Mythbusters Vol. 2: Does Coughing Get You Higher?” by Haute Health.
🌿 CANNABIS MYTHBUSTERS VOL. 2: DOES COUGHING GET YOU HIGHER?

  Welcome back to Cannabis Mythbusters, where we don’t just blow smoke — we analyze [...]

28
May
A bowl of creamy macaroni and cheese garnished with cannabis leaves sits on a rustic wooden table, with a large “Haute Health” sign in the background. Sunlight streams in, highlighting the golden cheese and playful cannabis theme.
Mac n’ Trees: The Ultimate Baked Mac & Cheese That’ll Bake You

  Your new favorite comfort food, now with more THC and less effort than your [...]

27
May
A young stoner couple in colorful pajamas shares a surprise engagement inside a convenience store, as the man proposes with a giant candy Ring Pop. A glowing, oversized gummy bear looms in the background near a fridge labeled "Haute Health."
From Slushie to Soulmate: Couple Accidentally Gets Engaged in 7-Eleven While Super High

    It was supposed to be a snack run. Just a chill Tuesday night.Carly [...]

26
May
Lenny style character holding a crystal ball filled with cannabis buds, surrounded by a glowing neon zodiac wheel and marijuana leaves, with the text “Lenny Knows Your Sign… And Your Strain. HIGH-ROSCOPES – Haute Health.”
🌿 Lenny’s Haute High-Roscopes

  Twelve signs. One bag of weed. Infinite truths. Hey guys, this is Lenny Kravitz [...]

26
May
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Is Weed Considered “Psychedelic”?

Many have often wondered: is weed psychedelic? If so, how can it benefit those who [...]

23
May
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What Your Favorite Weed Strain Says About You

Time for your annual "cannastrology" lesson. What does your favorite weed strain say about your [...]

23
May
A stylized cannabis-themed poster with vibrant question marks floating above a detailed marijuana bud sitting on a green, swirling surface. Text reads: “FACT OR FAKE? 3 questions - 1 is fake, which one?” Subtle cannabis leaves and botanical sketches appear in the background.
🧠 FACT or FAKE: Can You Spot the High-Lie?

    Not all weed stories are created equal. Some are realer than Snoop’s discography, [...]

23
May
A cartoonish, blue human brain wearing sunglasses, with a goofy smile and exaggerated worm-like thought bubble floating above. Surrounded by cannabis leaves and lab beakers in the background. Text reads: “CannaMyth Busters Vol. 1: Does Marihuana Make You Lazy?” Branded with Haute Health.
💨 CannaMyth Busters Vol. 1:

“If You Smoke Weed, You’ll Become a Lazy Couch Goblin”(Spoiler: Only on Thursdays) 🚫 The [...]

21
May
A hyper-realistic miniature figure of Notorious B.I.G. stands on a shiny kitchen counter wearing a colorful Coogi sweater, Timberland boots, a gold crown, and sunglasses. He’s holding a large tray of brownies decorated with green marijuana leaves and the frosted letters “OUEH.” On the counter in front of him is a jar labeled “MARIHUAINA BUTTER” and a sign that reads “Haute Health – Best in Canada ehh.”
🎤 Biggie Smalls Brownie Balls — “Ready to Diet” Edition 🍫

From the kitchen of Haute Health and the soul of Big Poppa himself. Rest in [...]

21
May