The Fastest Ways to Get High With THC

Bong rips, nails, vapes, brownies and resins, oh my! There are many ways to get [...]

01
May
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The Role of AI in Cannabis Cultivation

While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener [...]

01
May
A golden brown waffle on a wooden stick, drizzled with melted chocolate and rainbow sprinkles, held in front of a backdrop of cannabis leaves with a wooden sign reading "WAFFLES ON A STICK PRESENTED BY HAUTE HEALTH."
🌿 Weed & Waffles on a Stick: The Stoner Snack You Didn’t Know You Needed

  Move over avocado toast. Get outta here, fancy charcuterie boards. There’s a new sheriff [...]

30
Apr
Cannabis marathon participants napping outside Haute Health store after consuming edibles, some mid-vape, sprawled on the sidewalk and benches under bright daylight.
First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping

First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping Vancouver — This weekend, history was made… and [...]

29
Apr
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The Best Weed Strains for Star Gazing in 2025

Cannabis gets you high, sure, but there's nothing higher than the stars themselves. You can [...]

25
Apr
A cartoon-style poster of a cannabis plant on Mars with a space shuttle in the background. The plant has a sign that reads “FACT FAKE?” and sits above the bold text “HAUTE HEALTH.”
🎉 Weed, Royals, Blunt Rollers, and Mars: Fact or Fake?

Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic [...]

25
Apr
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The Best Weed Strains for Creativity in 2025

Nothing gets your creative juices flowing quite like cannabis. With just a few tokes you [...]

24
Apr
A humorous parody poster of Breaking Bad featuring a smiling man in a lab coat, glasses, and a hat decorated with cannabis leaves. He holds a glowing container filled with large cannabis buds, surrounded by stacks of money and colorful lab equipment in a dispensary-style lab.
🔬 Breaking Dab – He broke bad… and dabbed worse.

  🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed [...]

24
Apr
A refreshing mojito cocktail garnished with a cannabis leaf and lime slice, placed on a rustic wooden table next to a vintage sign reading “The Giggly Garden Mojito – Haute Health,” with lush green cannabis plants in the background.
The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing

The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing Spring has sprung, your [...]

23
Apr
Cartoon-style illustration of a massive marijuana bonfire titled "Indonesia’s Biggest Joint," with a flaming mountain of weed, thick clouds of smoke rising, and dazed cartoon characters in uniform surrounding the scene. The burning cannabis pile is crowned with a giant leaf, while buildings and onlookers in the background react in confusion and awe under a sky filled with smoke.
Once upon a blunt time…

Once upon a blunt time… In the tropical heart of Indonesia, local police thought they [...]

22
Apr
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How to Be A Stoner For 420 in 2025

The holidays can be full of highs & lows, but with weed from Haute Health [...]

18
Apr
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Easter Weed For A Hoppy 2025!

420 & Easter fall on the same weekend this year?! 2025 is off to a [...]

18
Apr