While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener things in life. Is there a world where two of our hottest topics – cannabis and AI – can work together, for the good of man, machine and marijuana? Let’s find out.
Move over avocado toast. Get outta here, fancy charcuterie boards. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he’s armed with Eggo waffles, Nutella, peanut butter, and enough cannabutter to make your cat fluent in French. Introducing: Weed & Waffles on a Stick — the ultimate lazy gourmet snack for when you’re high, hungry, and […]
First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping Vancouver — This weekend, history was made… and immediately forgotten. The city of Vancouver hosted the world’s first-ever 420K Edible Endurance Race, an event that asked a simple, yet genius question: “What if every kilometre you ran… you also had to eat a 10mg THC gummy?” At the […]
Cannabis gets you high, sure, but there’s nothing higher than the stars themselves. You can get a whole new appreciation for the cosmos when you combine two of the most mystical experiences on this blue-green rock we’re floating on: weed strains and star gazing!
Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic facts from intergalactic BS. Welcome to another Haute Health Fact or Fake fiesta — where we light up the truth, roll it around, and maybe hotbox your brain with ridiculousness. 🚀Today’s lineup? Queens, Thailand, Snoop Dogg’s payroll, and getting high… […]
Nothing gets your creative juices flowing quite like cannabis. With just a few tokes you can take your creativity & imagination to new heights – especially if you’re smoking one of these brain-boosting strains. Let’s take a look at some of the best weed strains for creativity.
🎬 High Concept Thursdays Every Thursday, we pitch the stoniest, dumbest, most Hollywood-worthy weed ideas we can dream up.Because if Netflix can greenlight a show about a sandwich that time travels… why not this? This week’s pitch: 🔬 Breaking Dab He broke bad… and dabbed worse. 🧪 The Premise: Meet Walt Dabson — a […]
The Giggly Garden Mojito: A Spring Sip That’ll Leaf You Laughing Spring has sprung, your tolerance is up, and it’s time to trade your heavy winter edible coma for something a little lighter… a little zestier… a little mint condition. Introducing: The Giggly Garden Mojito — the cannabis cocktail so refreshing it’ll have your taste […]
Once upon a blunt time… In the tropical heart of Indonesia, local police thought they were doing a great thing. You know—cleaning up the streets, keeping the youth safe, ridding society of over 1,000 pounds of seized marijuana. Their plan?🔥 Light it on fire.Outdoors.In public.In the middle of the day.Because what could possibly go wrong? […]
The holidays can be full of highs & lows, but with weed from Haute Health you can focus more on being high. We’ve put together a list of the best easter weed strains, edibles and concentrates to make your 4/20 easter baskets shine the brightest this year.
420 & Easter fall on the same weekend this year?! 2025 is off to a heck of a start! Let’s get you all caught up to the Easter Bunny’s activities with the absolute best easter weed strains, edibles, concentrates and more.
Do Terpenes Twerk Your Brain? And Other Weed Facts That’ll Butter Your Edibles Welcome to Fact or Fake Friday, where HauteHealth rips the bong of truth and exhales a cloud of clarity. We’re here to separate the dank from the jank, the kush from the nonsense, and the THC from the TLC (although honestly, […]
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