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The Funniest Names for Weed Strains, Ever

Cannabis strain names are a lot of fun (especially if you're already high on one [...]

11
Apr
A psychedelic illustration of a mango surrounded by swirling smoke and neuron visuals, with bold text that reads: “FACT OR FICTION – Eating mango before getting high may make you more stoned.” The Haute Health logo is stamped on the mango.
🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD.

  🧠 FACT OR FICTION? MANGOES, OVERDOSES & CHESS HUGS — WEED GETS WEIRD. It’s [...]

11
Apr
A handcrafted bong made from a purple eggplant sits on a rustic wooden table with smoke rising from its bowl, forming the words "Haute Health" in the air above. A cannabis leaf lies beside it.
🍆 Eggplant Bong Bonanza: The Dankest Vegetable Since That Zucchini You Forgot About 💨

    Alright, gather round my little baked botanists, because today we’re diving deep — [...]

10
Apr
Cartoon-style poster of a wide-eyed spider in a NASA spacesuit sitting between two computer screens with garbled text, looking confused. Text on the image says "NASA got a spider high. And it forgot how to spider
🚀 NASA Got a Spider High… and It Forgot How to Spider 🕸️

🚀 NASA Got a Spider High… and It Forgot How to Spider 🕸️     [...]

09
Apr
A cartoon marijuana plant with a human-like screaming face is surrounded by two surprised dogs. The text reads: "Fact or Fake..? Marijuana plants scream when harvested, but only dogs can hear it.
Fact or Faked – Do Marijuana Plants Scream When Harvested?

Fact or Faked? These Weed “Truths” Will Blow Your Mind (or Your Munchies) Welcome to [...]

08
Apr
A promotional poster for the “Great Canadian Roll-Off,” featuring a stylized Canadian flag with a large cannabis leaf in the center. The event date is April 20th, and the poster announces a national rolling competition with five participants from each Canadian province.
🍁🔥 THE GREAT CANADIAN ROLL-OFF™ 🔥🍁

  🍁🔥 THE GREAT CANADIAN ROLL-OFF™ 🔥🍁 It’s always 4/20 in Canada — but only [...]

07
Apr
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Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome: What Is It & How to Treat It

CHS is a common condition that affects many Canadians today. What some call "weed fatigue", [...]

03
Apr
“Homemade peach bong sitting on a table with smoke rising, surrounded by rolling papers, a lighter, and bad decisions. The Peach Pipe of Eternal Horniness™ in all its juicy, thicc glory.”
🍑 5. The Peach Pipe of Eternal Horniness™

🍑 The Peach Pipe of Eternal Horniness™ Thicc Fruit. Thicc Clouds. Zero Regrets. Let’s get [...]

03
Apr
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Nausea From Edibles: How to Stop It From Affecting Your High

If the edibles hit you too hard and turn your festive cheer into puking jeer, [...]

03
Apr
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Fact or Fake: Can You Outsmart the Edibles? (Spoiler: Probably Not)

  Fact or Fake: Can You Outsmart the Edibles? (Spoiler: Probably Not) Alright, listen up, [...]

31
Mar
Homemade berry pop tart with pink frosting, flaky crust, and colorful sprinkles – infused with cannabis oil
Blunt Berry Pop Tarts (Weed-Infused Toaster Treats That’ll Get You Frosted)

Blunt Berry Pop Tarts (Weed-Infused Toaster Treats That’ll Get You Frosted)   🔥 Your new [...]

28
Mar
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What To Do With Weed Stems & Cannabis Leaves

Cannabis leaves, stems, trimmings, leavings, cast-offs and extras... what do you do with yours? Check [...]

27
Mar