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How To Travel With Weed

Traveling with weed has always been a shady affair, but with cannabis legalized in Canada [...]

14
May
A photograph of Leonardo DiCaprio dressed as Jordan Belfort, wearing a sharp blue pinstripe suit, gold tie, and aviator sunglasses. He’s holding a baking tray labeled “Granola Bar-ijuana,” filled with freshly baked granola bars, as if presenting them proudly. Behind him are double ovens and a large Haute Health logo on the wall. The scene blends luxury kitchen aesthetics with subtle Wall Street elements like stock charts and gold accents.
Granola Bar-ijuana: How to Bake Edible Assets Like a Wall Street Wolf

You ever look at a granola bar and think, “This? This could be an empire.”That’s [...]

14
May
A humorous ad for the Weed Grinder app shows a confused stoner in tie-dye sitting on a park path, holding a large joint, facing a flamboyant man in pink high heels and a tutu, who is confidently posing. Bold text reads: "Weed Grinder App — Go on dates with local stoners." Bottom text adds: "Haute Health — We're on Weed Grinder, not the other one…
Weed Grinder: The Only App Where It’s Actually About Grinding

Alright, listen up, Canada. We’ve seen enough of these dating apps where it’s just hot [...]

13
May
Vintage-style split-panel image with cannabis plants on the left and a screaming retro woman on the right, highlighting the contrast between nature and fear. Text reads: “Separate Fact From Fiction? Real or Reefer Madness? Discover the Truth.”
Real or Reefer Madness? Breaking Down the Wildest Weed ‘Facts’ on the Internet

  Intro Let’s be honest — the internet is absolutely baked with wild weed claims. [...]

09
May
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The Many Shapes & Colors of Cannabis

There are so many diverse strains of cannabis to explore, you could spend an entire [...]

08
May
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Why Is Pink Weed So Popular Today?

While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener [...]

08
May
Mini THC breakfast sliders on a wooden tray with cannabis leaves and "McMuffin Sliders, Haute Health" spelled out in bold letters.
THC McMuffin Sliders: Tiny Sandwiches, Big Regrets (and Bigger Grins)

  By Haute Health | Munchie Mayhem Blog | Tone: HH One with a side [...]

06
May
The Fastest Ways to Get High With THC

Bong rips, nails, vapes, brownies and resins, oh my! There are many ways to get [...]

01
May
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The Role of AI in Cannabis Cultivation

While computers get high on software updates and data mining, we humans prefer the greener [...]

01
May
A golden brown waffle on a wooden stick, drizzled with melted chocolate and rainbow sprinkles, held in front of a backdrop of cannabis leaves with a wooden sign reading "WAFFLES ON A STICK PRESENTED BY HAUTE HEALTH."
🌿 Weed & Waffles on a Stick: The Stoner Snack You Didn’t Know You Needed

  Move over avocado toast. Get outta here, fancy charcuterie boards. There’s a new sheriff [...]

30
Apr
Cannabis marathon participants napping outside Haute Health store after consuming edibles, some mid-vape, sprawled on the sidewalk and benches under bright daylight.
First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping

First-Ever Edible Marathon Ends in Mass Napping Vancouver — This weekend, history was made… and [...]

29
Apr
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The Best Weed Strains for Star Gazing in 2025

Cannabis gets you high, sure, but there's nothing higher than the stars themselves. You can [...]

25
Apr