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THC In The Body: Why Does Weed Stay In Your System So Long?

Genetics and cannabinoids have some explaining to do: what determines how long THC is in [...]

17
Jul
A kangaroo stares at an iced capp in the desert beside a glowing bonsai, under the bold words “Fact or Fake?”
🎨 Fact or Fake: Kangaroos, Iced Capps, and Happy Little Trees

  🎨 Fact or Fake: Kangaroos, Iced Capps, and Happy Little Trees It’s that time [...]

17
Jul
A woman sleeps peacefully with a cannabis leaf on her head, while surreal dream elements like science diagrams and moose in pajamas float above her.
🌙 Does weed affect your dreams? Weedbusters Vol. 8 – presented by Haute Health

  🌙 Weedbusters Vol. 8 – presented by Haute Health Weed Doesn’t Affect Your Dreams? [...]

16
Jul
Close-up of a gooey THC-infused grilled cheese sandwich stacked on a slate board, with a Haute Health sign in the background.
🧀 THC Grilled Cheese Deluxe

  🧀 THC Grilled Cheese Deluxe The weed comfort food you didn’t know you needed [...]

16
Jul
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The Most Asked Cannabis Questions

Cannabis might spark a lot of questions for you - for others, it might be [...]

11
Jul
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MMJ Express Reviews

MMJ Express is a Canadian online distributor of some high-flying cannabis. Let's see what Canadians [...]

11
Jul
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How to Sober Up From Weed in 2025

If you've had a night or afternoon of cannabis-fueled fun and you need to sober [...]

11
Jul
Cartoon-style illustration of a relaxed man resembling Conor McGregor, lounging in a wooden chair under a night sky with glowing constellations. He’s wearing a hoodie with a red maple leaf, holding a coffee mug labeled “Haute Health” in one hand and a large joint in the other. Smoke swirls upward as stars twinkle above a backdrop of pine trees.
🍁 “HIGH AND MIGHTY” – Burnout McGregor’s Blunt-Force Horoscopes

  🍁 “HIGH AND MIGHTY” – Burnout McGregor’s Blunt-Force Horoscopes Presented by Haute Health – [...]

11
Jul
Cartoon-style illustration split into three panels showing a cannabis plant surviving a tornado, a cheese and wine pairing with cannabis buds, and a happy dog next to a food bowl labeled “THC.” Header reads: “Fact or Fake? Presented by Haute Health.”
🌿 Fact or Fake: You Be the Judge

  🌿 Fact or Fake: You Be the Judge Tornadoes, cheese pairings, and stoned golden [...]

10
Jul
Cartoon-style image of a man recoiling in fear with a giant hand held up toward a cannabis plant, alongside the text “Weedbusters Volume 7 – Can You Be Allergic to Marijuana? Presented by Haute Health.”
🌿 Weedbusters Vol. 7 – Allergic to Weed? Yup, It’s a Thing. Sorry, Brenda.

  🌿 Weedbusters Vol. 7 Allergic to Weed? Yup, It’s a Thing. Sorry, Brenda. You’d [...]

09
Jul
A bowl of golden tater tots topped with rich brown cannabis-infused gravy and melted cheese, presented as a THC poutine snack by Haute Health.
Tiny Tots, Big Highs: Weed Poutine Tapas Are Here

  Mini munchies with maximum Canadian energy Let’s be honest — poutine is already a [...]

08
Jul
An elderly woman excitedly opens her balcony door to discover an enormous potted plant with oversized buds and leaves labeled “Special Delivery.”
🧠 FACT OR FAKE: Breast Milk Buzz, Dog Mail, and Droned-Out Deals

  🧠 FACT OR FAKE: Breast Milk Buzz, Dog Mail, and Droned-Out Deals It’s Friday. [...]

04
Jul