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The Scientific Reasons Why Music Sounds Better When You’re High

Ever lit up a joint and just sat back, listening to your favorite band/artist as [...]

05
Jun
MythBusters Vol. 3 – Can You Overdose on Weed? (Debunked by Haute Health)
MythBusters Vol. 3: Can You Overdose on Weed?

Spoiler: You’re not dying. You’re just too high to blink. So you ate one gummy. [...]

04
Jun
A colorful cartoon-style illustration of a massive sandwich stacked with bacon, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and cannabis leaves, with a giant marijuana leaf on top. The background features stylized Canadian mountains, trees, and a glowing sky. The text reads “The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece – Presented by Haute Health.”
🥪 The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece

  A sandwich born for the munchies. No THC required — just bad decisions and [...]

04
Jun
Elderly Canadian woman holding a Tim Hortons bag full of Timbits and a cold coffee, looking confused. Text reads: Grandma ordered online but got Timbits and a cold double-double instead. Cannabis-themed elements and Haute Health branding visible.
Grandma Tried to Order Weed Online. Got Timbits and a Cold Double-Double Instead.

  Look — we don’t fact-check everything that rolls across our desk. We’re not CBC. [...]

03
Jun
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The Best Beach Strains for Summer 2025

It's almost summer! Here's some inspiration for your next beach strains you should be packing [...]

30
May
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Which Strain Will Be Crowned Weed Champion in 2025

What strains of cannabis are most popular in 2025? Which one could be crowned "king [...]

30
May
A bold, cartoon-style poster for Haute Health featuring a man in a hat and sunglasses holding graffiti-style signs that read: “1. Snoop: 81 blunts, one day!”, “2. Martha’s launched THC gummies company”, and “3. Oregon: Weed legal on odd days only?” with the headline “Fact or Fake? You Be the Judge…”
🌿 Fact or Fake: Only One’s a Lie. Can You Spot It?

At Haute Health, we believe in three things: good weed, good laughs, and calling out [...]

29
May
A large cannabis plant under a magnifying glass in a laboratory setting, with colorful smoke swirling beside it. The background features chalkboard diagrams of cannabis molecules and leaves, along with glass beakers and lab equipment. The text reads: “Cannabis Mythbusters Vol. 2: Does Coughing Get You Higher?” by Haute Health.
🌿 CANNABIS MYTHBUSTERS VOL. 2: DOES COUGHING GET YOU HIGHER?

  Welcome back to Cannabis Mythbusters, where we don’t just blow smoke — we analyze [...]

28
May
A bowl of creamy macaroni and cheese garnished with cannabis leaves sits on a rustic wooden table, with a large “Haute Health” sign in the background. Sunlight streams in, highlighting the golden cheese and playful cannabis theme.
Mac n’ Trees: The Ultimate Baked Mac & Cheese That’ll Bake You

  Your new favorite comfort food, now with more THC and less effort than your [...]

27
May
A young stoner couple in colorful pajamas shares a surprise engagement inside a convenience store, as the man proposes with a giant candy Ring Pop. A glowing, oversized gummy bear looms in the background near a fridge labeled "Haute Health."
From Slushie to Soulmate: Couple Accidentally Gets Engaged in 7-Eleven While Super High

    It was supposed to be a snack run. Just a chill Tuesday night.Carly [...]

26
May
Lenny style character holding a crystal ball filled with cannabis buds, surrounded by a glowing neon zodiac wheel and marijuana leaves, with the text “Lenny Knows Your Sign… And Your Strain. HIGH-ROSCOPES – Haute Health.”
🌿 Lenny’s Haute High-Roscopes

  Twelve signs. One bag of weed. Infinite truths. Hey guys, this is Lenny Kravitz [...]

26
May
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Is Weed Considered “Psychedelic”?

Many have often wondered: is weed psychedelic? If so, how can it benefit those who [...]

23
May