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THC McMuffin Sliders: Tiny Sandwiches, Big Regrets (and Bigger Grins)

Posted on by Peter Kilmer
Mini THC breakfast sliders on a wooden tray with cannabis leaves and
THC McMuffin Sliders – Haute Health’s Weed-Infused Brunch Bombs

 

By Haute Health | Munchie Mayhem Blog | Tone: HH One with a side of maple madness

You ever wake up and think,

“You know what I need? A sandwich so tiny it feels illegal… but also so potent it shuts down my emotional inbox.”

Good news, bud. Your brain just invented THC McMuffin Sliders.
Bad news? These lil’ beasts are real. And they slap harder than Will Smith at brunch.

🍁 What Are THC McMuffin Sliders?

They’re bite-sized stacks of chaotic breakfast energy:

  • Mini pancakes as buns

  • Sausage patties that whisper “don’t trust vegans”

  • Eggs & cheese that make you believe in second chances

  • Cannabis-infused maple butter that legally makes this a spa day for your insides

These sliders are the lovechild of a McGriddle and a therapy session.
Sweet, savoury, and just high enough to make you feel like maybe that raccoon really was following you home last night.

🛒 Ingredients (for 6 sliders, or 1 emotionally honest adult)

  • 12 mini pancakes (think silver dollar — but edible)

  • 6 breakfast sausage patties (the greasy kind your doctor warned you about)

  • 6 eggs (fried, scrambled, or whatever your stoned hands allow)

  • 6 slices processed cheese (this is not a brie moment, Karen)

  • 1/2 cup weed-infused maple butter (aka sweet THC lava)

  • Optional: extra syrup for drizzle, and dignity for garnish (optional)

🍳 Step-by-Step: How to Ruin Regular Breakfasts Forever

1. Toast Those Flapjacks
Get them hot and toasty. If they look like Justin Trudeau’s tan — you’ve nailed it.

2. Fry Your Sausage Like It’s Judging You
Crispy edges. Greasy centre. You want that thing sizzling like a TikTok “life hack” gone wrong.

3. Egg Time
Scramble ‘em, fry ‘em, whisper to ‘em. You do you. Circle-shaped is ideal. Chaos-shaped is also fine.

4. Melt That Magical Butter
Low and slow — like Drake’s emotional growth. Don’t scorch it or you’ll kill the THC and the vibe.

5. Stack Like You’re Playing Breakfast Jenga
Pancake → weed butter → sausage → egg → cheese → more butter → pancake hat.
Repeat. Cry. Assemble five more. Invite no one over.

6. Drizzle Like a Sugary Maniac
Take that syrup and go full Cardi B. You want it messy, sticky, and probably NSFW.

🤯 THC Warning (a.k.a. “Be cool, buddy”)

Each slider can pack anywhere from 5mg to 20mg THC, depending on your butter’s power level.
Eat one. Chill. Wait. Then maybe eat five more if you’re built different.

If you find yourself staring at your fridge like it insulted your family, the edibles are working.

🧠 Final Thoughts: Welcome to Your New Favourite Mistake

Look, this isn’t brunch.
This is brunch 2.0 — the kind of thing Guy Fieri would eat during a midlife crisis in a hot tub full of bong water.

THC McMuffin Sliders are for legends only. The soft need not apply.
So:

  • Make ‘em.

  • Eat ‘em.

  • Post a story where you say “these slapped harder than my childhood trauma.”

Then nap for 4-6 business hours.

💚 BONUS:

Tag us or it didn’t happen.
Because if you don’t post your weed breakfast on Instagram, did you even bakefast?

Peter Kilmer

Peter Kilmer is an energetic, unstoppable force in the wide world of weed. With over 12 years experience in the industry, Peter has established himself as a go-to source for all things organic ganja. As an avid grower himself and aficionado for all things plant genetics, Mr. Kilmer travels around North & South America seeking the best plants that both nature and human cultivation can provide. Hailing from Boulder, Colorado, Peter has been a part of the Haute Health team for several years as a content writer and eager member of the ‘product testing team’. Peter specializes in cultivation, cannabis technology, genetics and plant medicine. He also happens to be a fantastic cook, and his homemade cannabis creations are widely renowned amongst his peers. When he’s not adventuring in the open spaces of Canada, the U.S. or Argentina, Mr. Kilmer is involved with a lot of cannabis outreach groups & events. His true passion is to help the plants grow and keep the ganja flowing by sharing all the best growing tips, teaching cultivation techniques and reporting on innovations in cannabis genetics. If you’ve ever visited a Cannabis Cup or tradeshow, you’ve probably run into Peter. Haute Health is proud to have Peter on their team, and his insights into the science of cannabis are a major reason why Haute Health is Canada’s leading online dispensary. If you’d like to get in touch with Peter with regards to cannabis events in your area, please reach out to our customer care team and they’ll be happy to connect you with Mr. Kilmer.