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🍿🔥 THC Popcorn Mix – Sweet, Spicy, and Built to Blow Minds 🔥🍿

Posted on by Jonah Fiddes

THC Popcorn Mix – Sweet, Spicy, and Built to Blow Minds

 

🍿🔥 THC Popcorn Mix – Sweet, Spicy, and Built to Blow Minds 🔥🍿
(This ain’t just a snack — it’s a statement.)

🛠️ Ingredients (aka “The Kernel Crew”)

  • 1/2 cup popcorn kernels – These lil’ guys are about to blow up — literally.
  • 2 tbsp THC-infused butter or cannabis oil – The star of the show and probably the reason you’re still reading this.
  • 1/4 cup sugar – Sweet tooth? Get ready for tooth royalty.
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt – Adds flavor and attitude.
  • 1/2 tsp chili powder – Just enough heat to make you question your decisions (in a good way).
  • 1/4 cup caramel or chocolate drizzle – Optional, but if you don’t, just know the fancy people are judging you.

🍽️ Tools You’ll Need (aka “The Dream Team”)

  • Big pot with a lid – No lid? Enjoy playing dodgeball with hot popcorn shrapnel.
  • Oversized mixing bowl – If you think it’s too big, it’s probably just right.
  • Spatula or big spoon – No, your fork won’t work. Stop it.

🔥 Step 1: Pop Off 🔥

  1. Heat 2 tbsp of regular oil (not THC butter) in a pot on medium.
  2. Add 1/2 cup popcorn kernels, cover with a lid, and let them start their glow-up.
  3. Shake the pot a little every few seconds to keep it hype.
  4. When popping slows to 1-2 seconds between pops, remove from heat. Don’t try to “squeeze in one more pop” — you’re not a gambler.

🧈 Step 2: THC Flavor Bomb 🧈

  1. Melt 2 tbsp THC butter in a small saucepan on LOW.
  2. If you’re goin’ sweet, add 1/4 cup sugar and stir until it looks like caramel’s cooler cousin.
  3. If spicy’s your vibe, drop in 1/2 tsp chili powder + 1/2 tsp salt.
  4. Stir it smooth, but don’t act like you’re on a cooking show. This is real life.

🍿 Step 3: Flavor Frenzy 🍿

  1. Pour popcorn into a big bowl. We said BIG — think “I need both hands to carry it” big.
  2. Drizzle your THC butter over it like you’re icing a birthday cake.
  3. If you’re feeling fancy, add chocolate or caramel drizzle. Fancy people will clap for you.
  4. Toss it all together. Don’t leave dry kernels — this isn’t amateur hour.

⏳ Step 4: Cool, Munch, Ascend ⏳

  1. Let it cool for 2 minutes. You can wait. I believe in you.
  2. Pour it into a bowl (or don’t — live your life).
  3. Start small. Do NOT flex on THC popcorn. People who “don’t feel it” after 15 minutes end up texting their exes at 3AM.

⚠️ Popcorn Wisdom (You’ll Want To Read This) ⚠️

  • No Naked Kernels – Coat ‘em like you’re at a car wash. No exceptions.
  • Don’t Burn It – Burnt popcorn smells like failure, and it lingers for DAYS.
  • Don’t Act Tough – Start slow. You’re not a superhero.

Choose Your Flavor Adventure

  • Sweet Supreme – Add powdered sugar, cinnamon, or go wild with crushed Oreos.
  • Spicy Royalty – Hit it with cayenne, Tajín, or something wild like Sriracha dust.
  • The Full Experience – Sweet, spicy, caramel, chocolate — all at once. Who’s stopping you?

“This isn’t just popcorn. This is a legacy.” 🚀🍿
“The popcorn that made me text my boss, ‘I quit’… and mean it.”
“Start small. Stay humble. Or don’t. It’s your ride.” 🍿💥

Jonah Fiddes