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🎉 Weed, Royals, Blunt Rollers, and Mars: Fact or Fake?

Posted on by Peter Kilmer

A cartoon-style poster of a cannabis plant on Mars with a space shuttle in the background. The plant has a sign that reads “FACT FAKE?” and sits above the bold text “HAUTE HEALTH.”

Can you really grow weed on Mars? 🚀🌿 Haute Health is here to separate cosmic facts from intergalactic BS.

Welcome to another Haute Health Fact or Fake fiesta — where we light up the truth, roll it around, and maybe hotbox your brain with ridiculousness. 🚀
Today’s lineup? Queens, Thailand, Snoop Dogg’s payroll, and getting high… on Mars.

Let’s fire it up:

👑 1. Queen Victoria Used Cannabis for Menstrual Cramps

Picture it: the year is 1890. Queen Victoria is sipping tea, wearing 600 pounds of ruffles… and secretly blazing up to deal with the royal cramps.

According to historical whispers (and a suspiciously chill doctor named Sir J. Russell Reynolds), Queen V was prescribed cannabis tinctures to ease her period pain. Imagine being the Queen of England and still having to deal with cramps and Victorian corsets. Bro, she earned that blunt.

Pop Culture Mood:
If Bridgerton had been more accurate, we’d have seen Queen Charlotte passing around a joint called “Her Highness OG.”

Verdict: ✅ Fact!
Queen Victoria really might’ve been the original “Cannabis Queen” before Rihanna took the title.

🏖️ 2. Weed is Legal for Recreational Use in Thailand (as of 2022)

If you ever needed a reason to book that flight to Phuket, here’s your sign: Thailand legalized recreational marijuana in 2022. 🍃✈️

After years of strict anti-drug policies (we’re talking “get caught with a joint, win a free stay at Hotel Prison”), Thailand flipped the script. Now you can find weed cafes, cannabis massages, and even pot-infused Tom Yum soup.
Yes — they took “high cuisine” literally.

Pop Culture Mood:
Anthony Bourdain would’ve been absolutely lit (and still perfectly classy about it).

Verdict: ✅ Fact!
Thailand is serving up tropical breezes and kush clouds, baby.

💨 3. Snoop Dogg Has a Blunt Roller on Payroll Making $50K/Year

You know you’ve made it when rolling joints becomes an official full-time job title.

Snoop D-O-Double-G straight-up employs a professional blunt roller — and pays them about $40K to $50K a year, depending on inflation and “high” performance bonuses.
Their official title? P.B.R. — Professional Blunt Roller.
Job description? Roll ‘em fat. Roll ‘em fast. Roll ‘em with love.

Snoop even said on Howard Stern’s show that the blunt roller “knows how to gauge the look on someone’s face when they want a blunt.”
Honestly? That’s better customer service than half the restaurants downtown.

Pop Culture Mood:
Forget LinkedIn — imagine flexing your resume at Thanksgiving: “I manage supply chain logistics… for Snoop Dogg’s lungs.”

Verdict: ✅ Fact!
Snoop’s life choices continue to be absolutely flawless.

🚀 4. SpaceX Plans to Grow the First Weed Plant on Mars by 2034

Ah yes, the final frontier: Mars… but make it stoner edition.

There’s a rumor that SpaceX (aka Elon Musk’s chaotic fever dream) plans to grow weed on Mars by 2034. You know, for scientific reasons — like testing agriculture sustainability… and maybe chilling out after a 7-month rocket ride fueled by freeze-dried Pop-Tarts.
The dream? Martian Maui Wowie.

Pop Culture Mood:
Picture a bunch of astronauts in bubble helmets playing hacky sack next to a hydroponic weed farm. It’s Interstellar meets Pineapple Express.

Verdict: ❌ Fake!
No official Mars Kush Project… yet.
But let’s be real: if Elon finds a way to make money from selling space-weed NFTs, it’s happening.

🌟 Final Hit

The Queen smoked for cramps. Thailand blazed up legally. Snoop has an HR department for blunts.
But SpaceX?
Still just launching Teslas into space… not blunts. (Give it time.)

Moral of the story?
History is way higher than your high school textbooks let on.
Stay curious, stay lifted, and next time someone drops a “did you know?” at a party — you’ll be ready to fact-check the bong-load out of them. 🔥

Peter Kilmer
Peter Kilmer

Peter Kilmer is an energetic, unstoppable force in the wide world of weed. With over 12 years experience in the industry, Peter has established himself as a go-to source for all things organic ganja. As an avid grower himself and aficionado for all things plant genetics, Mr. Kilmer travels around North & South America seeking the best plants that both nature and human cultivation can provide. Hailing from Boulder, Colorado, Peter has been a part of the Haute Health team for several years as a content writer and eager member of the ‘product testing team’. Peter specializes in cultivation, cannabis technology, genetics and plant medicine. He also happens to be a fantastic cook, and his homemade cannabis creations are widely renowned amongst his peers. When he’s not adventuring in the open spaces of Canada, the U.S. or Argentina, Mr. Kilmer is involved with a lot of cannabis outreach groups & events. His true passion is to help the plants grow and keep the ganja flowing by sharing all the best growing tips, teaching cultivation techniques and reporting on innovations in cannabis genetics. If you’ve ever visited a Cannabis Cup or tradeshow, you’ve probably run into Peter. Haute Health is proud to have Peter on their team, and his insights into the science of cannabis are a major reason why Haute Health is Canada’s leading online dispensary. If you’d like to get in touch with Peter with regards to cannabis events in your area, please reach out to our customer care team and they’ll be happy to connect you with Mr. Kilmer.

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