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A surprised delivery driver holding a large Uber Eats bag full of cannabis in a modern kitchen lab, with a giant THC brownie in the foreground and a neon sign reading “FACT OR FAKE – Presented by HAUTE HEALTH.”
FACT OR FAKE: 3 Weed Stories That Sound Like BS (But One Totally Is)

  Let’s play a game. It’s called:“Wait… that can’t be real. Right?” Every so often, [...]

13
Jun
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What Makes Stoners So Cool?

There's cool, and then there's "Stoner Cool". Why are stoners always among the coolest, chillest [...]

12
Jun
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Laughing Buds: The Best Cannabis For A Good Time

Laughing Buddha? He probably imbibed in these laughing bud strains. Whether you're after some zen, [...]

12
Jun
Illustration of a cannabis plant growing out of a human brain, symbolizing the relationship between marijuana and addiction.
🍁 Weedbusters: Volume 4 – How Addictive Is Weed?

How Addictive Is Weed? Asking for a friend. Who’s maybe eaten 3 edibles and is [...]

12
Jun
A plate of air fryer nachos loaded with cheese, black beans, salsa, jalapeños, and sour cream, surrounded by cannabis leaves, with a sign reading "Air Fryer Nachos by Haute Health" in the background.
Air Fryer Weed Nachos: The Healthier High Snack That Still Slaps Like a Snowstorm to the Face

  Look, we love a good pile of oozy, cheesy nachos as much as the [...]

10
Jun
Large moose named Gary stomping near vintage cars in Alberta, with cannabis leaves and buds tangled in his antlers. Text reads: Gary the Moose, Presented by Haute Health.
Alberta Man Trains Moose to Detect Good Weed, Ruins Local Plug’s Self-Esteem

  So apparently we’re doing this now. Word on the street (OK, Reddit) is that [...]

10
Jun
A retro-style cannabis poster featuring a giant cartoon joint over rainbow swirls with the bold headline “Fact or Fake.” Below, the text reads “Three outrageous weed stories. One’s fake. Can you spot it?” A moose sits in a red convertible surrounded by monkeys playing guitars and cannabis leaves.
🌿 Fact or Fake: These 3 Weed Stories Are Totally Wild… But One’s a Lie

Welcome to Fact or Fake, the Haute Health game where we serve up three jaw-dropping [...]

06
Jun
MythBusters Vol. 3 – Can You Overdose on Weed? (Debunked by Haute Health)
MythBusters Vol. 3: Can You Overdose on Weed?

Spoiler: You’re not dying. You’re just too high to blink. So you ate one gummy. [...]

04
Jun
A colorful cartoon-style illustration of a massive sandwich stacked with bacon, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and cannabis leaves, with a giant marijuana leaf on top. The background features stylized Canadian mountains, trees, and a glowing sky. The text reads “The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece – Presented by Haute Health.”
🥪 The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece

  A sandwich born for the munchies. No THC required — just bad decisions and [...]

04
Jun
Elderly Canadian woman holding a Tim Hortons bag full of Timbits and a cold coffee, looking confused. Text reads: Grandma ordered online but got Timbits and a cold double-double instead. Cannabis-themed elements and Haute Health branding visible.
Grandma Tried to Order Weed Online. Got Timbits and a Cold Double-Double Instead.

  Look — we don’t fact-check everything that rolls across our desk. We’re not CBC. [...]

03
Jun
A bold, cartoon-style poster for Haute Health featuring a man in a hat and sunglasses holding graffiti-style signs that read: “1. Snoop: 81 blunts, one day!”, “2. Martha’s launched THC gummies company”, and “3. Oregon: Weed legal on odd days only?” with the headline “Fact or Fake? You Be the Judge…”
🌿 Fact or Fake: Only One’s a Lie. Can You Spot It?

At Haute Health, we believe in three things: good weed, good laughs, and calling out [...]

29
May
A young stoner couple in colorful pajamas shares a surprise engagement inside a convenience store, as the man proposes with a giant candy Ring Pop. A glowing, oversized gummy bear looms in the background near a fridge labeled "Haute Health."
From Slushie to Soulmate: Couple Accidentally Gets Engaged in 7-Eleven While Super High

    It was supposed to be a snack run. Just a chill Tuesday night.Carly [...]

26
May