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Illustrated stack of cannabis-infused banana bread muffins with maple frosting, bananas, and cannabis leaves, titled “Banana Blazed Bread Bites” by Haute Health.
🍌 Blazed Banana Bread Bites

🍌 Blazed Banana Bread Bites Bite-sized comfort with a mellow Canadian kick Let’s not pretend [...]

24
Jun
A beagle wearing a baseball cap sniffs a cannabis plant inside a modern, sunlit living room. Text overlay reads: “Nugget – The weed-sniffing wonder dog is changing cannabis forever (and he knows you smell like that on purpose).” Haute Health logo at the bottom.
🐾 Nugget the Weed-Sniffing Wonder Dog Is Changing Cannabis Forever

  There’s a new sniffer in town. And no, it’s not your roommate hovering over [...]

24
Jun
A whimsical cartoon illustration of a relaxed man resembling Matthew McConaughey sitting in a Muskoka chair, holding a steaming mug labeled "Haute Health" under a dreamy night sky with glowing constellations and colorful clouds.
Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey

    “Alright, Alright, Star Signs – Your Baked-eh-scope with McConaughey” June 23 Horoscope, by [...]

22
Jun
Illustration of a colorful cannabis leaf with psychedelic smoke trails, featuring the headline “Weedbusters Vol. 5 – Presented by Haute Health” and subhead “Sativa Made You Sleepy? You’re Not Broken” on a dark background.
🌿 Weedbusters Vol. 5

  🌿 Weedbusters Vol. 5 “Sativa Wakes You Up, Indica Knocks You Out” — Yeah, [...]

19
Jun
A stack of golden-brown weed-infused cinnamon sugar doughnut holes on a wooden board with a sign reading “Weed-Infused Cinnamon Sugar Doughnut Holes by Haute Health” and cannabis garnish beside it.
Weed-Infused Cinnamon Sugar Doughnut Holes

  Weed-Infused Cinnamon Sugar Doughnut Holes Glazed. Dazed. Amazed. Alright, Canada, grab your flannels and [...]

18
Jun
Woman paddling a wooden canoe labeled Haute Health across a calm lake, carrying Uber Eats delivery bags. Text reads: Uber Eats: Delivering elevated experiences.
Uber Eats Now Delivering Weed by Canoe in Select Canadian Cities — And Honestly, We’re Into It

  Look, we didn’t ask for this. No one did.But once we heard the words [...]

16
Jun
A surreal illustration of Tupac Shakur with glowing constellation lines across his face, surrounded by cannabis leaves and rising smoke, promoting Haute Health's Tupac Birthday Horoscopes.
💫 All Eyez on You: Tupac’s Birthday Horoscopes

  “Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.” – 2Pac Today, June 16, we celebrate [...]

16
Jun
A surprised delivery driver holding a large Uber Eats bag full of cannabis in a modern kitchen lab, with a giant THC brownie in the foreground and a neon sign reading “FACT OR FAKE – Presented by HAUTE HEALTH.”
FACT OR FAKE: 3 Weed Stories That Sound Like BS (But One Totally Is)

  Let’s play a game. It’s called:“Wait… that can’t be real. Right?” Every so often, [...]

13
Jun
Illustration of a cannabis plant growing out of a human brain, symbolizing the relationship between marijuana and addiction.
🍁 Weedbusters: Volume 4 – How Addictive Is Weed?

How Addictive Is Weed? Asking for a friend. Who’s maybe eaten 3 edibles and is [...]

12
Jun
A plate of air fryer nachos loaded with cheese, black beans, salsa, jalapeños, and sour cream, surrounded by cannabis leaves, with a sign reading "Air Fryer Nachos by Haute Health" in the background.
Air Fryer Weed Nachos: The Healthier High Snack That Still Slaps Like a Snowstorm to the Face

  Look, we love a good pile of oozy, cheesy nachos as much as the [...]

10
Jun
Large moose named Gary stomping near vintage cars in Alberta, with cannabis leaves and buds tangled in his antlers. Text reads: Gary the Moose, Presented by Haute Health.
Alberta Man Trains Moose to Detect Good Weed, Ruins Local Plug’s Self-Esteem

  So apparently we’re doing this now. Word on the street (OK, Reddit) is that [...]

10
Jun
A retro-style cannabis poster featuring a giant cartoon joint over rainbow swirls with the bold headline “Fact or Fake.” Below, the text reads “Three outrageous weed stories. One’s fake. Can you spot it?” A moose sits in a red convertible surrounded by monkeys playing guitars and cannabis leaves.
🌿 Fact or Fake: These 3 Weed Stories Are Totally Wild… But One’s a Lie

Welcome to Fact or Fake, the Haute Health game where we serve up three jaw-dropping [...]

06
Jun