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MythBusters Vol. 3 – Can You Overdose on Weed? (Debunked by Haute Health)
MythBusters Vol. 3: Can You Overdose on Weed?

Spoiler: You’re not dying. You’re just too high to blink. So you ate one gummy. [...]

04
Jun
A colorful cartoon-style illustration of a massive sandwich stacked with bacon, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and cannabis leaves, with a giant marijuana leaf on top. The background features stylized Canadian mountains, trees, and a glowing sky. The text reads “The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece – Presented by Haute Health.”
🥪 The Highbernation Sandwich – Canada’s Most Unholy Munchie Masterpiece

  A sandwich born for the munchies. No THC required — just bad decisions and [...]

04
Jun
Elderly Canadian woman holding a Tim Hortons bag full of Timbits and a cold coffee, looking confused. Text reads: Grandma ordered online but got Timbits and a cold double-double instead. Cannabis-themed elements and Haute Health branding visible.
Grandma Tried to Order Weed Online. Got Timbits and a Cold Double-Double Instead.

  Look — we don’t fact-check everything that rolls across our desk. We’re not CBC. [...]

03
Jun
A bold, cartoon-style poster for Haute Health featuring a man in a hat and sunglasses holding graffiti-style signs that read: “1. Snoop: 81 blunts, one day!”, “2. Martha’s launched THC gummies company”, and “3. Oregon: Weed legal on odd days only?” with the headline “Fact or Fake? You Be the Judge…”
🌿 Fact or Fake: Only One’s a Lie. Can You Spot It?

At Haute Health, we believe in three things: good weed, good laughs, and calling out [...]

29
May
A young stoner couple in colorful pajamas shares a surprise engagement inside a convenience store, as the man proposes with a giant candy Ring Pop. A glowing, oversized gummy bear looms in the background near a fridge labeled "Haute Health."
From Slushie to Soulmate: Couple Accidentally Gets Engaged in 7-Eleven While Super High

    It was supposed to be a snack run. Just a chill Tuesday night.Carly [...]

26
May