Tis’ that time of year again that all of us greenthumbs look forward to… well, not THAT day for another month almost exactly. We’re talking about the day where bars & pubs keep the green-food-dye industry alive. The day for eating, drinking, and kissing each other “Irish style”. The day that is one big party from golden, sunlit start to emerald nighttime finish. Let the ale flow like the rivers of Shannon, make merry loud enough to send the English packing, and roll up a fat green blunt that would a leprechaun blush. It’s time, for St. Patrick’s day weed deals!
In today’s festive guide to all the best green strains for this blarney of a day, we’ll review the top St. Patrick’s Day weed deals at Haute Health. St. Patrick’s Day weed is already green, so all you need to do is pick from these top 10 St. Patrick’s Day weed deals and get the party o’started on the patio!
The Best Green Strains for St. Patrick’s Day Weed
Before we begin, a quick word on how the best green strains were chosen for this list. Since almost any strain of weed can make for a fun St. Paddy’s Day, we narrowed our choices down to those cannabis products that made for a unique, fun, funny, or memorable experience – not that you’re likely to remember much after greening out on decorations and green ganja.
We hope you find this list of the best green strains for St. Patrick’s Day to help you pick the next “wow!” cannabis for your festivities this year. Happy shopping, and an even happier top o’ tomorrow mornin’ to ya when your weed arrives!
#10 Sour Cherry Tinglers
This one isn’t a strain, but 40 mg THC Sour Cherry Tinglers are the kind of tart, sweet and delicious treats that every leprechaun loves to munch on as they cause their wanton mischief. Bold cherry flavors & aromas assault your senses, as the healthy dose of 40 mg of THC works on your imagination. If you struggle to believe in the fae, let these leprechaun chews lull you into a magical world of celtic fantasy. A better primer for the best St. Patrick’s Day weed deals? We can’t think of a better one than these Sour Cherry Tinglers.
#9 Powdered Donuts
What do you get when you mix Jet Fuel with Orange Cookies? Powdered Donuts, obviously. This indica-dominant hybrid made the cut because it brings the sweetness, the savoriness, the satisfaction and all the “s” words you like. With cerebral highs that expand throughout your entire body, PD is fantastic for inducing some chill on this hectic holiday. Powdered Donuts will provide some chill, but they’re a riveting, sensory experience – fruitiness, chased with sweet, tangy flavors and aromas makes you feel like you’re eating rings of pineapple. If your friends, family and colleagues have a sweet tooth, then bust out this tasty strain to get the “sugar rush” started.
#8 Flavor Crystals
Speaking of sugar rush… No St. Patrick’s Day weed deals are complete without a bit of Flavor Crystals, to sweeten the deal. Sired by Grape Pie and Orange Apricot strains, Flavor Crystals is an aptly named delight of a strain. Packed with sweet smokeyness, hints of grape, citrus, spice and earthiness, FC might remind you of a childhood favorite cereal that was bursting with flavor crystals (more on that later!). Flavor Crystals is one of the best green strains for St. Paddy’s Day because of the tingly, dreamy, buzzy feelings it gives you, on top of the wealth of sweet tastes to enjoy.
#7 Black Jack
No party is complete with the party god himself, Jack Black. Whoops, we had that backwards – although it’s still true. Black Jack the weed strain is as much fun as gambling on the card game, but instead of potentially throwing your money away, you win every time with this one-of-a-kind hybrid of Jack Herer and Black Domina. First bred by the wizards at Sweet Seeds, Black Jack strain is an excellent choice for St. Patrick’s Day weed because it has a lasting experience, boasts high THC contents, is coated in trichomes, and its unique dark coloration stands out – especially in the green crowd.
#6 Ewok Hybrid
What else is small, lives in the forest, and puts on a mighty good show when push comes to shove? Leprechauns are great, sure, but we’re talking Ewoks baby! Ewok is one of the best green strains, spear hands-down, no matter what occasion it is. Ewok was crossed between Tahoe Alien and Albert Walker, but because the name Skywalker OG was already taken, they settled on the next best moniker for this earthy, fruity, piney strain. If you’ve ever wanted to know what the forests of Endor smell & taste like, then you have to light up this wee beauty of a strain. It is pungent and pleasing to all your senses, helping you to feel the “yub nub!” for any occasion. Smoke these nugs and you’ll be dancing, drumming, singing, dancing and celebrating like only a planet full of Ewoks and Rebels can – but you don’t have to defeat the evil empire, just yet.
#5 Green Crack
What kind of St. Patrick’s Day would it be without a little Green… Crack?! That’s right, one of the best green strains of all green strains is the mac daddy of veridian colors, potent greening out, and harvested from a big, beautiful, green plant: Green Crack. GC is a classic that most stoners have already tried, but it’s so consistent that it made it onto the list. Hybridized from Skunk #1 and a mystery indica – we’re guessing that’s where the “Crack” comes in – Green Crack is a party-starter. Surges of energy sweep through you as the GC focuses mind & body on the fun-at-hand. GC offers the perfect blend of buzz and laid back vibes, complemented by its tangy, tart, fruity flavors that evoke mangoes and pine. St. Paddy doesn’t stand a chance when you’re riding high on this green-machine of a strain.
#4 Rainbow Belts
We’ve covered the leprechauns, we’ve discussed the partying, we’ve even covered the green ad-nauseum, so what’s next on this list of the best St. Patrick’s Day weed deals? Follow the rainbow, of course! Rainbow Belts is one of Haute Health’s most popular strains, and rightly so. This indica is made up of two incredible parent strains: Moonbow and Zkittlez. Thanks to these magical genetics, RB is renowned for its euphoric highs, sedative lows, and tantalizing combination of calm-fun. This might not sound like the “party hardy” kind of strain we listed earlier, but that’s because to find the pot of gold at the end, you have to chill out sometimes and chase the Rainbow (Belts).
#3 Goldberry
Didn’t we tell you we’d get you to that elusive “pot o’ gold”?! Goldberry is an exciting new strain that is the actual result of crossing Blueberry weed with Pot of Gold strain – how’s that for literal for ya? Producing massive, puffy, crystal-laden buds, Goldberry does its name proud with green-and-golden nugs that shine like something out of a King Midas myth. GB is known for smelling even better than it tastes – freshly picked fruits of citrus and berries, with a zest like lemonade that cools your mouth, throat and lungs. Goldberry is the kind of strain you want to pluck from your secret stache towards the end of the night, when it’s just the real cannaseurs left at the party. Undress these beautiful nugs to impress your fellow Irish partygoers, and experience the ‘fruit of the gods’ with Goldberry weed strains.
#2 Gold Leaf
We forgot to mention another pot o’ gold strain! Goldleaf must be what the Goldberries are plucked from, eh? Mixed from mysterious parents, perhaps this shining strain was gifted from the very gods themselves?! GL is excellent for boosting creativity, capturing your brain in a positive fever, and inducing an uplift in attitude & demeanor that lasts into the next morning. Gold Leaf is known to be quite potent in flavors of citrus, aromas of spice, and effects that will have you dancing around the treasures of the celebration of St. Paddy. Stare into the dark, amber colors of this entrancing strain at your own peril – when the Gold Leaf gets a hold of you, you might never return to the real world across that rainbow.
#1 Lucky Charms
This is it, the number 1, the ultimate, the “kiss it, it’s Irish” of all cannabis strains to smoke on the most Irish of all holidays: Lucky Charms. Admit it, you already knew this was going to be #1, didn’t you? Lucky Charms is a perfectly balanced hybrid of White and Appalachia strains, two highly-regarded strains that are potent in their own rights, let alone combined into their intense lovechild, Lucky Charms. LC is exactly like the cereal – sugary, fruity, light, chocolatey and vanilla-y. Every toke is like biting into one of those perfect little marshmallows we’d all hoard at the bottom of our milk. Each wave of full-bodied effects has the magical powers of the wink of a leprechaun’s eye. Suffice to say, enjoying Lucky Charms as a kid was just a warm-up to the full-on, cerebral, relaxing, nostalgic and invigorating experience that is Lucky Charms Budder.
Did we miss anything? Is your cart stocked with one, more or all of these emerald gems for your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations? We hope you found this list to be as sly and fantastical as the little green guys we’ve alluded to throughout the blog. To all Haute’s customers – we wish you a merry, festive, green and greened-out St. Paddy’s Day. To everyone else – come check out the best online dispensary in Canada, and your #1 source for cheap weed, cheap shatter, and everything in-between.
FAQ
What is the Irish strain of weed?
One of the best green strains you can smoke for your St. Patrick’s Day weed festivities is Lucky Charms (https://hautehealth.club/shop/cannabis-concentrates/lucky-charms-budder/). Lucky Charms tastes, smells and satisfies the exact same ways that the iconic cereal does – it’s full of what can only be described as vanilla, emerald, gold, crimson, violet, pearl and cerulean flavors. Skittlez can take a hike, because this is one of the best St. Patrick’s Day weed deals to truly taste the rainbow – not to mention the pot of gold at the other end!
Why did St. Patrick’s Day turn green?
The lore behind the emerald colors of this day is not only because the tradition hails from the Emerald Isles, but St. Patrick himself started the green-fever with his inclusion of his sacred symbol – the shamrock. This three-leafed icon became synonymous with St. Patrick’s Day many generations ago, and has only turned up to 11 in the centuries since. What started as wearing a shamrock on your shirt to show festive spirit has become green-beer, green-appies, green-garb, green-decorations and so much more.
